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Posted on 10/11/17 at 9:26 pm to danilo
Wash your balls.
Posted on 10/11/17 at 9:36 pm to PrimeTime Money
double check your medicine cabinet and under the sink, be sure to throw away these boxes
Posted on 10/11/17 at 9:37 pm to danilo
quote:
She's kinda a hairy person
Forget arse to mouth..she is going to have a hairy butthole..and probably dingle berries.
Posted on 10/11/17 at 9:48 pm to danilo
Cry immediately after finishing
Posted on 10/11/17 at 10:10 pm to Glorious
Make sure the motel your mom will be staying at tomorrow night isn't over booked.
Posted on 10/11/17 at 10:17 pm to danilo
Two words: chili dog
Posted on 10/11/17 at 10:18 pm to danilo
Cook meat and lay pipe.
Posted on 10/11/17 at 10:19 pm to OysterPoBoy
quote:This will take the edge off.
Rub one out about an hour before she gets there.
Posted on 10/11/17 at 10:19 pm to danilo
Updates?
Posted on 10/11/17 at 10:24 pm to danilo
Some top shelf weed is always a winner...if y'all are in to that.
Posted on 10/11/17 at 10:28 pm to danilo
quote:
I hope but Maybe not. She's kinda a hairy person but I DGAF.
this made me laugh...
Posted on 10/11/17 at 10:37 pm to danilo
Buy yourself some:
Posted on 10/11/17 at 11:11 pm to danilo
Ask your mom if its okay if you have a friend over. Tell your mom not to go in the basement and that you really mean it this time.
Posted on 10/11/17 at 11:26 pm to danilo
Do not sit on her face and fart in her mouth. Also try not to kill her.
Posted on 10/11/17 at 11:26 pm to danilo
This thread delivers.
So you may or may not be porking a sqautch. Best to post pics anyway to let the OT decide.
quote:
I hope but Maybe not. She's kinda a hairy person but I DGAF.
So you may or may not be porking a sqautch. Best to post pics anyway to let the OT decide.
Posted on 10/11/17 at 11:44 pm to danilo
You’re lucky I got here in time to help land this aircraft.
Do a massive workout right before her arrival. Tell her you were just about to order some takeout but wanted to grab a shower first. Ask her if she would like to join you.
#profit
Do a massive workout right before her arrival. Tell her you were just about to order some takeout but wanted to grab a shower first. Ask her if she would like to join you.
#profit
This post was edited on 10/11/17 at 11:45 pm
Posted on 10/12/17 at 12:21 am to TbirdSpur2010
Golf clap TBird
Posted on 10/12/17 at 12:25 am to Starchild
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So you may or may not be porking a sqautch. Best to post pics anyway to let the OT decide
She's a Jew with Eastern European roots. You know they have a little hair
Posted on 10/12/17 at 12:27 am to biglego
quote:
Updates?
Got the place looking good, washed the sheets, made sure I have condoms, and rubbed one out. She comes over tomorrow night. I'll let you baws know on Friday how it went.
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