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re: Unpopular opinion:. Morning sex is overrated
Posted on 2/19/22 at 7:30 pm to Jim Rockford
Posted on 2/19/22 at 7:30 pm to Jim Rockford
Agreed OP. Morning breath, balls, and pussy aren't the optimal situations. Let's hit the bathroom, scrub those teeth, and get down in the shower.
Posted on 2/19/22 at 7:31 pm to Jim Rockford
You sound like a woman……
Posted on 2/19/22 at 7:36 pm to Jim Rockford
Mid morning sex is the second best.
Best is night drunk sex.
Best is night drunk sex.
Posted on 2/19/22 at 7:46 pm to AUbagman
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Let's hit the bathroom, scrub those teeth, and get down in the shower.
Shower sex is next to pool sex as the worst.
Dick her down when she wakes up, take her to the shower to cleanup collectively, then spread her across the sink for breakfast before you depart for the day.
Posted on 2/19/22 at 7:48 pm to Jim Rockford
Depends who is lying next to me
Posted on 2/19/22 at 7:52 pm to 4LSU2
Disagree, but hey, we all have opinions man.
Posted on 2/19/22 at 8:08 pm to AUbagman
we call it a skin day. neither of us are allowed to put any clothing on till 100 pm. happens a couple times a month. really great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on 2/19/22 at 8:09 pm to Jim Rockford
Walk to the bathroom, gargle some listerine as you piss, spit, hop back in bed and get after it.
Posted on 2/19/22 at 8:16 pm to Jim Rockford
<——Wake up early, go for a run, come home, and get a shower.
Snake back into the bed….
Snake back into the bed….
Posted on 2/19/22 at 8:40 pm to Norbert
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Walk to the bathroom, gargle some listerine as you piss, spit, hop back in bed and get after it.
My go-to move.
Posted on 2/19/22 at 9:03 pm to Jim Rockford
If your lady doesn’t like morning wood you need testosterone supplements. If you don’t like her naked body next to you in the morning, well, you need a new lady.
Posted on 2/19/22 at 9:08 pm to Macavity92
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If your lady doesn’t like morning wood you need testosterone supplements
Seems more like the lady’s fault in that scenario
Should I make my wife take testosterone
Posted on 2/19/22 at 9:09 pm to Macavity92
My morning shits happen like clockwork within 40 minutes of waking up every morning. Do you wankers nit have circadian rhythms working correctly? 
Posted on 2/19/22 at 9:12 pm to Sun God
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Seems more like the lady’s fault in that scenario Should I make my wife take testosterone
Nah. It’s probably because your wood is a weed. She’s just too nice to let on.
Posted on 2/19/22 at 9:18 pm to Macavity92
It’s long but it’s skinny
Posted on 2/19/22 at 9:25 pm to Jim Rockford
OP isn't wrong. It's good....but leans more towards the over rated side.
Posted on 2/19/22 at 9:29 pm to Jim Rockford
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sweated all night

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