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re: Unpopular opinion:. Morning sex is overrated

Posted on 2/19/22 at 7:30 pm to
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
11155 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 7:30 pm to
Agreed OP. Morning breath, balls, and pussy aren't the optimal situations. Let's hit the bathroom, scrub those teeth, and get down in the shower.
Posted by tigeraddict
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
14440 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 7:31 pm to
You sound like a woman……
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37835 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 7:36 pm to
Mid morning sex is the second best.

Best is night drunk sex.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
59059 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 7:36 pm to
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37952 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 7:46 pm to
quote:

Let's hit the bathroom, scrub those teeth, and get down in the shower.


Shower sex is next to pool sex as the worst.

Dick her down when she wakes up, take her to the shower to cleanup collectively, then spread her across the sink for breakfast before you depart for the day.
Posted by IceTiger
Really hot place
Member since Oct 2007
26584 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 7:48 pm to
Go frick thineself
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32811 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 7:48 pm to
Depends who is lying next to me
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
11155 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 7:52 pm to
Disagree, but hey, we all have opinions man.
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
9776 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 8:08 pm to



we call it a skin day. neither of us are allowed to put any clothing on till 100 pm. happens a couple times a month. really great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3599 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 8:09 pm to
Walk to the bathroom, gargle some listerine as you piss, spit, hop back in bed and get after it.

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
73054 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 8:16 pm to
<——Wake up early, go for a run, come home, and get a shower.

Snake back into the bed….
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
13157 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 8:40 pm to
quote:

Walk to the bathroom, gargle some listerine as you piss, spit, hop back in bed and get after it.

My go-to move.
Posted by camoedoutlander
Member since Sep 2017
487 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 8:57 pm to
*underrated
Posted by Macavity92
Member since Dec 2004
6333 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 9:03 pm to
If your lady doesn’t like morning wood you need testosterone supplements. If you don’t like her naked body next to you in the morning, well, you need a new lady.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
50184 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 9:08 pm to
quote:

If your lady doesn’t like morning wood you need testosterone supplements

Seems more like the lady’s fault in that scenario

Should I make my wife take testosterone
Posted by PhineasFreakaZoid
Member since Oct 2021
1105 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 9:09 pm to
My morning shits happen like clockwork within 40 minutes of waking up every morning. Do you wankers nit have circadian rhythms working correctly?
Posted by Macavity92
Member since Dec 2004
6333 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

Seems more like the lady’s fault in that scenario Should I make my wife take testosterone


Nah. It’s probably because your wood is a weed. She’s just too nice to let on.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
50184 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 9:18 pm to
It’s long but it’s skinny
Posted by LAhinguarst
The Box
Member since Oct 2020
471 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 9:25 pm to
OP isn't wrong. It's good....but leans more towards the over rated side.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50497 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 9:29 pm to
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sweated all night


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