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re: Unpopular opinion:. Morning sex is overrated

Posted on 2/19/22 at 9:33 pm to
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
21258 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 9:33 pm to
I’ll take whenever, wherever, and however the SO wants to do it
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52758 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 9:34 pm to
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My morning shits happen like clockwork within 40 minutes of waking up every morning. Do you wankers nit have circadian rhythms working correctly?

We got a blumpkin pro over here
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
36721 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 9:36 pm to
Very unpopular opinion, it’s a great start to the day.
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
11462 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 9:37 pm to



Diana Ross,,,, Touch me in the morning.... great musical background for this thread. She sang good. most folks are to young to know her
Posted by bakersman
Shreveport
Member since Apr 2011
6033 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 9:51 pm to
Sunday morning sex is the best. Do a little quickie then shower and start the day. The kids are at the in laws tonight and I will be looking forward to morning sex tomorrow
Posted by GumbeauxGuy
Kingwood
Member since Sep 2003
388 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 10:39 pm to
You know what's kept me goin' all these years? The thought that one day -- Never mind.

Silly. Just the thought that maybe one day, I'd -- I could have a woman's arms wrapped around me... and her legs wrapped around me.

That I could wake up in the morning and she'd still be there. Smell of her. All funky and warm.
Lt Col Sam Slade
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8830 posts
Posted on 2/20/22 at 4:49 am to
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Should I make my wife take testosterone


Do you like hairy titties?
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
57371 posts
Posted on 2/20/22 at 7:26 am to
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Bad breath, groggy, sweated all night

You are describing my wife’s experience, not mine. My experience is sweet, but I do feel sorry for her.
Posted by 850SaintsGator
Pensacola
Member since Sep 2021
2360 posts
Posted on 2/20/22 at 7:45 am to
I find the most challenging part is to be in and finished before the hot neighbor wakes up …got it under 30seconds now.

One day she will wake up and I’ll be screwed
Posted by footballdude
BR
Member since Sep 2010
1118 posts
Posted on 2/20/22 at 7:55 am to
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This post was edited on 10/27/22 at 12:48 pm
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
37457 posts
Posted on 2/20/22 at 8:50 am to
You consistently have some of the worst takes on this site.
Posted by mtnhighTiger
Scottsdale, AZ
Member since Jan 2010
4479 posts
Posted on 2/20/22 at 9:47 am to
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Morning sex is overrated
WRONG!

Posted by chrome_daddy
LA (Lower Ashvegas)
Member since May 2004
2625 posts
Posted on 2/20/22 at 9:55 am to
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Sunday morning guarantee ..

Same here...we call it Sunday worship.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32774 posts
Posted on 2/20/22 at 11:24 am to
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Unpopular opinion:. Morning sex is overrated


Should have kept the opinion to yourself. Literally the best way to start the day.
Posted by Damathe
Member since Apr 2020
7092 posts
Posted on 2/20/22 at 12:20 pm to
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The worst pussy I’ve ever had was the best I was having at the time.
Pffft. Not to worry - she's still awful at it.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
23164 posts
Posted on 2/20/22 at 12:25 pm to
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
61512 posts
Posted on 2/20/22 at 12:30 pm to
Morning grilled cheese?
Posted by Damathe
Member since Apr 2020
7092 posts
Posted on 2/20/22 at 12:34 pm to
No wonder Velveeta is so popular! Subliminal Smashing!
Oh well, off to the store...
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7823 posts
Posted on 2/20/22 at 12:40 pm to
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Sunday morning sex is the best.


You go to church with that smell on you?
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151488 posts
Posted on 2/20/22 at 12:45 pm to
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