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re: Unpopular opinion:. Morning sex is overrated

Posted on 2/19/22 at 6:23 pm to
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
6026 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 6:23 pm to
quote:

Bad breath, groggy, sweated all night, need to your business. Just gross. Only acceptable after brushing teeth and preferably a shower.



That may be true, but you and I both know when a man’s dick is ready for action, a little morning breath from his lady ain’t getting in the way.
Posted by Patfic15
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2018
4231 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 6:27 pm to
I've been sleeping with a woman who's been bitching that her husband won't turn down the AC. Wonder if that's you lol
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 6:31 pm to
Nothing says "I love you" better than morning sex.
Posted by Unobtanium
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2009
1854 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 6:35 pm to
Side question - is no sex better than bad sex?
Posted by Hou_Lawyer
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2019
2176 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 6:35 pm to
Low IQ
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
86110 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 6:37 pm to
Some mornings when I’m not awake it’s quite a workout
Posted by Beef Tips
Member since Jan 2013
2884 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 6:39 pm to
You're wrong.

The proper position for morning sex is the spoon position which nullifies your excuse about morning breath.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22972 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 6:39 pm to
The worst sex I ever had was pretty good
Posted by leftyloosey
Member since Jan 2022
574 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 6:40 pm to
quote:

Side question - is no sex better than bad sex?


That's kinda like asking if no air is better than bad air.
Posted by ned nederlander
Member since Dec 2012
5597 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 7:03 pm to
quote:

Bad breath, groggy, sweated all night, need to your business


Pretty much describes all sex prior to the 20th century. And yet here we are. So pretty much all of human history disagrees with you.
Posted by cuyahoga tiger
NE Ohio via Tangipahoa
Member since Nov 2011
6121 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 7:08 pm to
stop it...my SO and I have what we call the Sunday morning guarantee .... no matter what happens during the week, work, head ache, kids etc , sex or not..Sunday morning is the get right day... been married for 20 years
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
14424 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 7:10 pm to
quote:

Jim Rockford
Testosterone is at it's peak during the morning. Great way to start the day, and get rid of that pesky, morning wood.
Posted by Buckeye06
Member since Dec 2007
25083 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 7:12 pm to
quote:

Testosterone is at it's peak during the morning. Great way to start the day, and get rid of that pesky, morning wood.



100% how I feel. I'm a morning person anyway so I guess I get all my best work done in the am
Posted by CuyahogaTigerJr
Northeast ohio
Member since Aug 2018
2370 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 7:12 pm to
Ha when I’m at my best
Posted by UnoDelgado
Covington
Member since Nov 2019
645 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 7:12 pm to
If you can go back to sleep after, nothing better.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
76631 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 7:14 pm to
Well, you can't disappoint her all day if you don't start early...
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
20280 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 7:20 pm to
Nothing is better,

NOTHING is better…..

Than getting up early, breaking off a good seggs session, shower, bacon and eggs, get back in bed.
Posted by Pisco
Mayfield, Kentucky
Member since Dec 2019
4355 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 7:25 pm to
Sex before work always made for a good day. Found it better than a night out of drinking.
Posted by Lambchops11
Member since Jul 2013
615 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 7:25 pm to
frick you
Posted by evil cockroach
27.98N // 86.92E
Member since Nov 2007
8939 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 7:26 pm to
Add me an extra downvote
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