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University sends email ordering scholars to stop pooing in bins and showers

Posted on 6/11/17 at 11:03 pm
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29166 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 11:03 pm
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Bosses at Strathclyde University’s state-of-the-art Technology and Innovation Centre (TIC) have told scholars to stop pooing in bins and showers.

About 400 students and 250 staff at the £89million science hub have been warned over disgusting toilet habits.

An email was sent by the facility’s operations management team warning that WCs must be used to dump waste.

Chiefs believe the centre’s multicultural population may have caused the problem, which has left the building’s cleaning staff kicking up a stink.

Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35042 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 11:05 pm to
That stinks
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30263 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 11:06 pm to
They shite in the showers?


I used to have a friend that worked at Dillards and he said it wasn't uncommon at all for people to take a shite in the dressing rooms. What the frick is wrong with people?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 11:07 pm to
I'll tell you who it was. It was those damned Khazakhs.

Posted by lsu13lsu
Member since Jan 2008
11484 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 11:08 pm to
They apologized for sending the email? Frick Europe and anyone who wants to be like them.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58079 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 11:09 pm to
bullshite
Posted by schwartzy
New Orleans
Member since May 2014
9032 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 11:10 pm to
The snowflake libs would probably explode over there; they don't know how good they have it here
Posted by Chiefagain
Member since Nov 2016
1808 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 11:11 pm to
quote:

wasn't uncommon at all for people to take a shite in the dressing rooms


Uncommon? Holy hell, how many dumps did your buddy find? Any word on what was used to wipe?

Taking a dump in a dressing room would never even cross my mind.

Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 11:12 pm to
Sounds very much like some random staffer sent an email that just wasn't right and never had senior approval.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 11:12 pm to
quote:

Any word on what was used to wipe?

The clothes that didn't fit.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35159 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 11:17 pm to
quote:

They shite in the showers?


I'll do it every now and then if I can tell it's gonna be runny.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 11:18 pm to
quote:

if I can tell it's gonna be runny.

I misread that as "if I can tell it's gonna be funny."
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39205 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 11:59 pm to
they must have a lot of Indian (dot) students
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83937 posts
Posted on 6/12/17 at 12:11 am to
I think it's more common among Indians and Muslims.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30263 posts
Posted on 6/12/17 at 12:16 am to
quote:


Uncommon? Holy hell, how many dumps did your buddy find?


frick, I don't know. He just told me that it happened quite a few times. He didn't work there very long, he got fired for trying to steal us each a pair of Jordans.
Posted by Chiefagain
Member since Nov 2016
1808 posts
Posted on 6/12/17 at 12:41 am to
quote:

he got fired for trying to steal us each a pair of Jordans.


Solid dude.

Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63330 posts
Posted on 6/12/17 at 12:42 am to
Their business stinks... but it's picking up!
Posted by efrad
Member since Nov 2007
18645 posts
Posted on 6/12/17 at 12:44 am to
Who doesn't take a shite in their shower sometimes? It all goes down the same pipes anyway. Some of you like to act so high and mighty on here
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30578 posts
Posted on 6/12/17 at 1:23 am to
quote:

Who doesn't take a shite in their shower sometimes? It all goes down the same pipes anyway. Some of you like to act so high and mighty on here

Are you shitting straight liquid? If I tried to shite in my shower I'd be looking at a big terd on top of the drain that would never go down
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 6/12/17 at 1:46 am to
You have to mash it through the hair trap with your toes.
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