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Universal truth on men fixing things?

Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:49 pm
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20666 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:49 pm
1. Find something that’s broken
2. Play around with broken object
3. Discover that somehow, some way, you’ve fixed the broken object but have no clue how
4. Decide to never touch fixed object again out of terror of it breaking again
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20432 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:52 pm to
You forgot to mention randomly cursing at inanimate broken object while fixing it.
This post was edited on 8/25/26 at 8:47 pm
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34886 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:54 pm to
Fixing shite is very satisfying. My dishwasher needed a new vent fan, when I was changing it out, I broke the lever on the diaphragm. I used the old unit’s lever, thing is still working today..
This post was edited on 8/25/26 at 5:55 pm
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
12794 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:55 pm to
quote:

Intimate broken object

Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20666 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:56 pm to
You see, I don’t remember if I was cussing last night. I may have let out a “for fricks sake” when I realized it was broken.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73895 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 6:09 pm to
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
2754 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 6:12 pm to
quote:

Discover that somehow, some way, you’ve fixed the broken object but have no clue how


Not a thing since YouTube.
Posted by Fencepimp
Brusly
Member since Jun 2022
1218 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 6:14 pm to
1,2,3 are correct. Getting her to move out before 4 sets in is quite tricky
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Member since Jul 2018
8547 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

I may have let out a “for fricks sake”


"I'm about to sell this whole frickin place for 6 damn dollars" is my new favorite
Posted by DevilDagNS
Member since Dec 2017
3028 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 7:19 pm to
Or messing with something for hours and hours making zero progress. Say frick it. Go to bed, wake up fresh the next morning, fix it first try <30 mins.
This post was edited on 8/25/26 at 7:33 pm
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34345 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 7:23 pm to
quote:

I'm about to sell this whole frickin place for 6 damn dollars" is my new favorite


My wife enjoys sending me Instas of guys cussing at their houses while fixing shite.

It’s funny bc it’s true
Posted by dblwall
Member since Jul 2017
1999 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 7:24 pm to
If it's got wheels or tits it's gonna give you problems.
Posted by PensaTigers
Pensacola
Member since Sep 2018
3550 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 7:25 pm to
quote:

Not a thing since YouTube.


This. Im blown away by what ive accomplished with patience, research, and YouTube while never being taught anything more than how to change a tire growing up. It aint perfect but it can be done w persistence. I certainly dont have the luck to accidently fix anything though lol.
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
45445 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 7:26 pm to
I go with either Duct-tape or WD40
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Waltzing Between the Raindrops
Member since Oct 2007
24917 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 7:31 pm to
quote:


If it's got wheels or tits it's gonna give you problems.


If it flies, floats or fricks, rent it. Don't buy it.

~Grandaddy Sams
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7508 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 7:41 pm to
For me it's more like

Find broken thing
Determine how much broke thing is going to cost to fix
Spend a week researching cheaper ways to fix the thing
Come up with elaborate solution that is slightly cheaper than the correct resolution
Talk self out of elaborate solution
Fix it the correct way
Crack a beer and celebrate
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
4544 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 7:52 pm to
I had a boss that would occasionally leave town for a few week and his instructions were, "Run it like it's yours. If you can't, then sell it and buy a peanut stand."
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
31187 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 7:53 pm to
I've been a technician of one sort or another for over 30 years, so fiddling with shite until I figure it out is usually standard operating procedure. If I can't fix it myself, I'll just call someone who can.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15345 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 7:55 pm to
One of the most annoying thing is the scissor jacks that co e with cars.

98% useless. Better have wheel blocks.

Nothing beats a small roll around floor jack. Much safer and only needs a truck mounted too box…..which I do not have.

Posted by Cage Fighter Trainee
Member since Aug 2024
349 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 7:59 pm to
quote:

Not a thing since YouTube.


I was cursing trying to fix my dryer and finally found a YouTube video with my exact problem. For some reason the guy in the video kept making a fart noise with his mouth at the end of every phrase. I kept having to rewind the video to see what he did and heard the guy making those f^cking fart sounds like a hundred times. I was already pissed but that put me over the top. The dryer works fine now but I have a few left over screws. I couldn’t wait to finish that job.
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