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re: United Airlines is about to completely change the way you board a plane

Posted on 10/18/23 at 3:07 pm to
Posted by jennyjones
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Apr 2006
9739 posts
Posted on 10/18/23 at 3:07 pm to
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This is true…plus the middle seat getting overhead priority is trash


Middle seats suck balls. I've gotten stuck in a middle seat several times in the last couple of months due to flights getting rescheduled .
This post was edited on 10/18/23 at 3:08 pm
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
17687 posts
Posted on 10/18/23 at 3:09 pm to
Why do so many of you HAVE to have your carry on with you at all times? I gate check it all the way thru and keep a spare pair of underwear in my backpack. It slows down the whole process of boarding and deboarding. But hey you don’t have to go to baggage claim and wait 5 minutes
Posted by DakIsNoLB
Member since Sep 2015
1062 posts
Posted on 10/18/23 at 3:17 pm to
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If you load back to front idiots still will take the first overhead bin they see. Then the front passengers bins are full, they have to walk to the back to find a bin, and then double back to their seat causing a bigger cluster frick.


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Yep, I can’t stand people that do this shite.


It is super aggravating. People that knowingly board out of group so they can secure overhead space, and gate attendants don't stop out of group boarding.

And the overhead issue would be a lot better if people would actually use regulation size carry-on luggage and the flight attendants would enforce the luggage size. I'll never understand being able to afford a plane ticket but can't afford checking a bag when needed. If you can't do that, you don't need to be flying.

Flying is an absolute fecal matter exhibition.
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
95699 posts
Posted on 10/18/23 at 3:17 pm to
How the heck did this take until 2023 to become a thing?

Other no-brainers:

Term Limits
No money from lobbyists
Fumbling out of the endzone is no longer change of possession
This post was edited on 10/18/23 at 3:19 pm
Posted by SuperOcean
Member since Jun 2022
4585 posts
Posted on 10/18/23 at 3:19 pm to
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They should board the obese last. Walk of shame.






And get butt cheeks slapping every one in both C and D as they proceeded down the aisle. Why punish the aisle patrons?
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98422 posts
Posted on 10/18/23 at 3:25 pm to
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I'll never understand being able to afford a plane ticket but can't afford checking a bag when needed. If you can't do that, you don't need to be flying.


I don’t care about the $40, when I land I want to leave and not worry if my bags will make it there
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5500 posts
Posted on 10/18/23 at 3:27 pm to
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The problem is overhead bins.

Aisle seats get absolutely fricked.


But at least you can get back in your seat easy after finding that one remaining space wherever on the plane
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
16780 posts
Posted on 10/18/23 at 3:36 pm to
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But hey you don’t have to go to baggage claim and wait 5 minutes


That’s a big assumption that your checked luggage even arrives.
Posted by DakIsNoLB
Member since Sep 2015
1062 posts
Posted on 10/18/23 at 3:36 pm to
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I don’t care about the $40, when I land I want to leave and not worry if my bags will make it there



I'm down with this; I do this often and, most of the time, it's a bag that fits under the seat in front of me; i.e. it's a regulation size carry-on.

I am talking about people who clearly are trying to dodge a checked bag fee by bringing on their oversized luggage as a carry-on.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
84842 posts
Posted on 10/18/23 at 4:14 pm to
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that will give the window people first dibs on overhead space


If you have a middle or aisle seat, just plan accordingly.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130334 posts
Posted on 10/18/23 at 4:18 pm to
If they add boarding back to front, it would be perfect.
Posted by geauxpurple
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2014
14844 posts
Posted on 10/18/23 at 4:25 pm to
Does this mean that if you have a mother, father and child traveling they can’t board together?
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
11547 posts
Posted on 10/18/23 at 4:29 pm to
My kid isn’t getting on the plane without me.
Posted by jennyjones
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Apr 2006
9739 posts
Posted on 10/18/23 at 4:29 pm to
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I'll never understand being able to afford a plane ticket but can't afford checking a bag when needed. If you can't do that, you don't need to be flying.


Speaking for myself personally I try to avoid checking a bag due to being slowed down at my home airport which is absurdly slow. I usually get 1 free checked back included with my fares so it's not the expense

I've also had lost luggage before and that is a huge PITA
This post was edited on 10/18/23 at 4:31 pm
Posted by Icansee4miles
Trolling the Tickfaw
Member since Jan 2007
30905 posts
Posted on 10/18/23 at 4:32 pm to
Blame airlines for charging for checked bags. Now, everyone on the plane is stuffing their shite into overheads, sometimes 2-3 bags each, taking extra time and God help you if you are in a low boarding class. And instead of slowing down on nickle and diming, they keep adding more and more little surprises.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
69156 posts
Posted on 10/18/23 at 4:34 pm to
Well, it’s only taken the airlines the better part of a century to finally figure out the best way to load passengers on damned flight.
Posted by DakIsNoLB
Member since Sep 2015
1062 posts
Posted on 10/18/23 at 4:46 pm to
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Speaking for myself personally I try to avoid checking a bag due to being slowed down at my home airport which is absurdly slow. I usually get 1 free checked back included with my fares so it's not the expense

I've also had lost luggage before and that is a huge PITA


That's fine so long as the bag you bring on board is the regulation carry-on size; that's why I included "when needed"; i.e. your bag is too big for carry-on.
This post was edited on 10/18/23 at 4:48 pm
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
4724 posts
Posted on 10/18/23 at 4:49 pm to
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I've also had lost luggage before and that is a huge PITA





That’s why i now stick one of those Apple pod tag things in my checked luggage.. so at least when my bag gets lost, i can tell THEM where in the world it is .
Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
11859 posts
Posted on 10/18/23 at 4:50 pm to
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that's how it was 20 years ago...now, 75% of the passengers on a flight have some level of status with United that allows them to board in group 2.


everyone has that United Explorer credit card now baw
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130376 posts
Posted on 10/18/23 at 4:58 pm to
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It's not uncommon for letters to be added to an acronym to make it into a word


1. It's a name, not a word.

2. That makes it a bad acronym
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