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re: United Airlines is about to completely change the way you board a plane
Posted on 10/18/23 at 1:50 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Posted on 10/18/23 at 1:50 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
They should board from the back of the plane forward like Continental used to do it.... much faster and less people blocking the aisle. Children and disabled first... then first class... then back of the plane forward. 

Posted on 10/18/23 at 1:52 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
What about luggage assholes, they make you check your bag when they get even remotely close to full
Posted on 10/18/23 at 1:54 pm to lsupride87
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If you load back to front idiots still will take the first overhead bin they see. Then the front passengers bins are full, they have to walk to the back to find a bin, and then double back to their seat causing a bigger cluster frick.
Yep, I can’t stand people that do this shite.
Posted on 10/18/23 at 1:55 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
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They should board the obese last. Walk of shame.
Should force them to wear tags that have their weight and how much extra fuel is needed to carry them.
Posted on 10/18/23 at 1:55 pm to Chicken
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That sucks...that will give the window people first dibs on overhead space. I'm an aisle guy. Terrible idea.
This is true…plus the middle seat getting overhead priority is trash
Posted on 10/18/23 at 2:04 pm to LemmyLives
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– Families traveling with children 2 and under
That is going to have to change. There is no way someone is leaving their 3 year old to get on a plane by themselves because they have window seat.
Posted on 10/18/23 at 2:06 pm to Lsut81
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Will be interesting to see how they handle priority boarding based off status and overhead space.
I've never understood the desire to board first. I want the least amount of time on the plane as possible. I want to board last and deplane first.
I understand the overhead bin space issue, but first-class should have dedicated bin space.
Posted on 10/18/23 at 2:08 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
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WILMA stands for window-middle-aisle

Posted on 10/18/23 at 2:38 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Gotta love industrial engineering.
Posted on 10/18/23 at 2:42 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Damn right. I've got a window seat next month. I wish you got off in the same order
Posted on 10/18/23 at 2:45 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
What about travelling with old people or young kids who need assistance?
Posted on 10/18/23 at 2:46 pm to Chicken
quote:Your stuff is going somewhere.
sucks...that will give the window people first dibs on overhead space
quote:Eeeuuw
I'm an aisle guy
Posted on 10/18/23 at 2:57 pm to Vastmind
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What about travelling with old people or young kids who need assistance?
My first thought as well. If a family books seats together this new system will force them to split up during boarding. This is a huge flaw in this new system.
Posted on 10/18/23 at 2:59 pm to AlxTgr
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quote:
I'm an aisle guy
Eeeuuw
You prefer window or middle?
Eeeeuw
Posted on 10/18/23 at 2:59 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Bless. Just got silver status with United
Posted on 10/18/23 at 3:02 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
A common sense policy.
They are to be commended.
Still flying Delta/SW, though
They are to be commended.
Still flying Delta/SW, though
Posted on 10/18/23 at 3:03 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
quote:So a family or group of three will end up with their overheads spread all over the plane? Sounds wonderful for disembarkation.
United Airlines is about to completely change the way you board a plane
Posted on 10/18/23 at 3:05 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
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The new boarding process, known as “WILMA,” will begin for flights on Oct. 26, the airline said. WILMA stands for window-middle-aisle.
Except that it doesn't make sense as an acronym.
Wi -Window
M-middle
A-aisle
Where's the fricking L come from, A&M?
Posted on 10/18/23 at 3:06 pm to Hondo Blacksheep
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It's only fair, business/first costs good money and you get what you pay for.
They were never going to go to this system for First Class/Status Passengers. I would like to see them break up the status pax more as Group 1 can be half the plane.
IMO:
Preboard: Global Services
Group 1: Premier 1K and First Class
Group 2 Platinum and Gold
Group 3: Silver and United CC Holders
Posted on 10/18/23 at 3:07 pm to fr33manator
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Except that it doesn't make sense as an acronym.
Wi -Window
M-middle
A-aisle
Where's the fricking L come from, A&M?
It's not uncommon for letters to be added to an acronym to make it into a word.
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