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re: Two TX men plotted to invade an island off Haiti, kill the men, and enslave the women

Posted on 11/21/25 at 10:00 am to
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
109721 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 10:00 am to
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Weird news of the week


Feel like LSUTANGERINE is probably really pissed you beat him to the punch on this one.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
466456 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 11:10 am to
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I was wondering at what point, while this plan is laid out, would I walk out of the room?
The choice of Haiti?
Or the homeless mercenary army?
Or the child sex slaves?


This story reminded me of the stories about couples getting busted sharing CP because I always ask...how exactly did this ever come up in conversation during the dating process? Is it something you work into, or just jump in and risk it all?

Same with these 2 guys. Who is the first to suggest a pirate-esque conquering of an island with the goal of raping women and children?
Posted by RelicBatches86
Florida
Member since Nov 2024
1044 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 11:35 am to
theres a Child charge in their fed indictment.

they were demented.
Posted by Cuz413
Member since Nov 2007
9976 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 11:38 am to
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invade an island off Haiti, kill the men, and enslave the women


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You used to get labeled a hero by your country and rewarded with gold for doing shite like this.



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BillysIsland


Checks out
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
7404 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 12:23 pm to
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There's over 80k people on that island..


I think they bit off more than they could chew. Unless one of them thinks they are John Wick.

Besides, Haiti would have cried to the US and a some Seals would have been sent over to take them out. Coup denied.
This post was edited on 11/21/25 at 12:26 pm
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
5080 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 12:37 pm to

If these dudes had been born 500 years ago all they would have had to do was go to the nearest harbor in Spain and hop on a ship.

Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
17228 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 12:56 pm to
The idea of 2 college aged guys along with a group of drugged out homeless dudes all on this one random boat travelling 2000 miles on the sea together is quite the mental image.


Posted by Afrojedi
Member since Jul 2017
608 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 12:56 pm to
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Weisenburg


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conspiracy to murder, maim, or kidnap in a foreign country and production of child pornography


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island so that they could then turn all of the women and children into their sex slaves


Sounds about right
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
47780 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 12:57 pm to
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
20433 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 1:02 pm to
You can get arrested for something you haven’t done yet, in a foreign country?

Not saying I agree with their ideals I just find it odd that you can get arrested in the US for something you were “planning” to do in another country.
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
26071 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 1:05 pm to
They couldn’t let this play out, if only for a little bit?
Posted by JEC119
Alabama
Member since Apr 2024
2229 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 1:10 pm to
I remember in the 90s watching a 60 minutes on a guy who was raising an army to invade cuba.

He said he wanted the dogs to lick the blood of Castro on the streets .
Posted by lsuconnman
Baton rouge
Member since Feb 2007
4480 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 1:29 pm to
All that planning and they forgot the PrEP?
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
466456 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 3:46 pm to
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The idea of 2 college aged guys along with a group of drugged out homeless dudes all on this one random boat travelling 2000 miles on the sea together is quite the mental image.


I asked Gemini to create an image







Until I got this message

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I'm unable to create images that depict sensitive social scenarios or perpetuate harmful stereotypes. However, I can create an image of a sailboat on the Atlantic! Would you like me to do that?
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
18869 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 4:01 pm to
The random Jesus homeless guy gliding on water in his shopping cart

What did you put in to get that?
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
466456 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 4:09 pm to
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Create an image of a sailboat on the Atlantic with an army of mercenaries who are homeless men from America
Posted by Syd
Member since Sep 2012
4757 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 4:11 pm to
This is the kinda thread that brings me to the OT. I've been laughing the while time.

The charge that got them is the old child crime. What other thing did they do? Talk about doing something and recruiting people?
Posted by PurpleSingularity
Member since Dec 2017
2579 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 4:15 pm to
3, 1, 2
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30034 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 4:33 pm to
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The random Jesus homeless guy gliding on water in his shopping cart


The homeless version of a Higgins boat.
Posted by justaniceguy
Member since Sep 2020
6696 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 4:39 pm to
LINK

There’s no way they didn’t get the idea from this

BTW - David Duke is slightly part of this (not really but he talked to some of the guys)
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