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re: Troubling Dog Mom/Dad Epidemic

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Posted by Mufassa
Member since Aug 2012
1718 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 2:50 pm to
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I rather a couple get an animal rather than have a baby if they don't have the resources to care for it. If you're poor, don't have children. You're only making life harder for yourself and the unfortunate child.


The exact opposite of this is happening. Affluent people are having less children while poor folks are having more.
Posted by thegreatboudini
Member since Oct 2008
7284 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 2:50 pm to
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Maybe it's a good thing those people don't reproduce.



The majority of young people who don’t want to reproduce at the ripe age of 25 so they can focus on their careers and other things (traveling, savings, reducing debt, etc.) are actually the ones that society needs to reproduce.

Instead we have Jody knocking up Tiffany from Raceland and Crystal from Chackbay at the same time, and Tyrone having 5 kids with 4 differnet women.
Posted by Mr Harry Larrry
Member since Sep 2015
125 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 2:53 pm to
Just kinda shook your head? Not even fully committed to the headshake? Who would breed with you?
This post was edited on 6/28/18 at 2:57 pm
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104456 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 2:56 pm to
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A dog is an animal, a baby is an actual human. Two totally different things


Agreed.

No one looks at me funny when I bring my dog to the bar.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 2:58 pm to
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smart people decided to not procreate while dumb people fricked like rabbits and say "why in the hell did they do this?"


Because they want to bang on top of a $4k dining room table without being interrupted by Paw Patrol
Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
18356 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 2:58 pm to
Kids are a massive commitment that can torpedo finances and careers if not planned for. We’ve come full circle to bashing millenials for acknowledging that and holding off until they’re prepared for it?
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
72195 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 2:59 pm to
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but it spells disaster for a society.


right? Soon there won't be any humans left.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76111 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 2:59 pm to
Once the girls turn 31, shite changes.
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

The exact opposite of this is happening. Affluent people are having less children while poor folks are having more.



The prophet Mike Judge made a movie about it
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46693 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 3:01 pm to
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I think the more intelligent people are choosing not to have babies. That’s all fine and dandy for them, but it spells disaster for a society.


Our society is already fricked. We passed that milestone years ago.

Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
22488 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 3:01 pm to
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I have a dog and horse child.



Unless they came out of a human vagina...you don't. If they did come out of a human vagina.......I don't have a response for that.
Posted by LSUbase13
Mt. Pleasant, SC
Member since Mar 2008
15060 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 3:01 pm to
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I have numerous friends who got a dog as a “practice” to see if they could handle a baby.


Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46211 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 3:05 pm to
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I'm removing you from Fluffy's Quinceañera guest list


Can me and Jolly come instead? He's an awesome partier.
Posted by yessir
Here
Member since Apr 2008
6585 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 3:08 pm to
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I think the more intelligent people are choosing not to have babies. That’s all fine and dandy for them, but it spells disaster for a society.


The plot of Idiocracy is playing out in real life.
Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
56848 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 3:09 pm to
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I have a dog child. I see nothing wrong with it. But I’m alone and don’t really feel the need to be a single parent
This post was edited on 6/28/18 at 3:10 pm
Posted by TigerScratch
West Monroe
Member since Oct 2005
1347 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 3:10 pm to
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If you're poor, don't have children. You're only making life harder for yourself and the unfortunate child.


Unfortunately it seems to be just the opposite. It's the better off that are not having children and the poor have kids - just because.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 3:10 pm to
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Can me and Jolly come instead? He's an awesome partier.


Of course! He's registered at Crate & Barrel and Cache
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 3:15 pm to
We're adding 1 billion people every 12 years. 87 million every year. That's the population of Germany every year.

We need more people adopting dogs and cats instead of having kids. They don't require as many resources.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46693 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 3:15 pm to
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Unfortunately it seems to be just the opposite. It's the better off that are not having children and the poor have kids - because there are no negative repercussions and a generous welfare system.


FIFY
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
41894 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 3:15 pm to
Entitled boomers mad they will have a smaller workforce to leech off of in their final years
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