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Tried to cover a fart with a cough...i missed
Posted on 11/30/17 at 1:24 pm
Posted on 11/30/17 at 1:24 pm
Was sitting in the morning meeting hungover as all hell. I had to fart and I decided the best option was to cough and fart when I coughed. The fart came out about a half a second late :(
Everybody got a good laugh out of it at least lol
Everybody got a good laugh out of it at least lol
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Posted on 11/30/17 at 1:24 pm to celltech1981
Should have shite your pants after they laughed at you
Posted on 11/30/17 at 1:25 pm to celltech1981
Hungover on a Thursday?
You work at Burger King, don't you?
You work at Burger King, don't you?
Posted on 11/30/17 at 1:25 pm to celltech1981
Only way this works is if your coughs sound like farts. Or if your farts sound like coughs.
Tard.
Tard.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 1:27 pm to Chad504boy
Your wife ain’t that fat
Posted on 11/30/17 at 1:28 pm to celltech1981
At least it wasn’t a queef
Posted on 11/30/17 at 1:29 pm to celltech1981
What was your plan to cover up the smell?
Posted on 11/30/17 at 1:29 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
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Should have shite your pants after they laughed at you
Well if we're all being honest with ourselves he almost assuredly did shite himself at least a little.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 1:35 pm to celltech1981
At least the way you did it makes it seem like the cough made you fart unexpectedly. No one probably realized it was part of your nefarious plan from the beginning.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 1:41 pm to phutureisyic
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What was your plan to cover up the smell?
We're clearly not dealing with Isaac Newton here. I doubt OP's train of thought even got that far.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 1:42 pm to TigerstuckinMS
Maybe they know his breath smells like shite
Posted on 11/30/17 at 1:43 pm to celltech1981
My brother said that in high school he and one of his buddies were in class when his buddy needed to fart. My brother tried to move a desk to make noise, and his buddy tried to time his fart so that it would happen at the same time as the desk noise. His buddy timed it wrong and and farted after the noise from the sliding desk had already stopped. They all got a pretty good laugh out of it.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 2:03 pm to celltech1981
Why do I picture Navin Johnson doing this like he's trying prove he's got rhythm?
Posted on 11/30/17 at 2:04 pm to celltech1981
nasty bitch
Posted on 11/30/17 at 2:12 pm to celltech1981
I just walk over and shut my office door before flatulating.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 2:43 pm to celltech1981
This was not a good idea, even with perfect timing. A cough would only hasten the exit of the flatulence, therefore increasing it's volume.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 2:45 pm to phutureisyic
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What was your plan to cover up the smell?
My assistant holds a bag over my arse to trap the fart, then takes it away.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 2:46 pm to celltech1981
I don't even try to cover it... just let 'er rip. Everybody farts so who gives a frick.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 3:04 pm to h0bnail
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This was not a good idea, even with perfect timing. A cough would only hasten the exit of the flatulence, therefore increasing it's volume.
Science.
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