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re: Tried to cover a fart with a cough...i missed
Posted on 11/30/17 at 3:09 pm to celltech1981
Posted on 11/30/17 at 3:09 pm to celltech1981
Well, next time be a professional.
Subtly use your chair to keep your arse cheeks from reverberating, tense your core, and release slowly.
Subtly use your chair to keep your arse cheeks from reverberating, tense your core, and release slowly.
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Posted on 11/30/17 at 3:50 pm to celltech1981
I rate lots of high-quality subordinates at my workplace so, sometimes the distinction of selecting a "Who is Best?" comes down to their Fart Etiquette. The one that farted in my presence gets downgraded.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 4:00 pm to Hu_Flung_Pu
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This was not a good idea, even with perfect timing. A cough would only hasten the exit of the flatulence, therefore increasing it's volume.
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Science.
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Hu_Flung_Pu
Sounds like the expert.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 4:18 pm to celltech1981
Man don't sweat it. I am a pro level Ninja Farter, but one time I skillfully let out a silent fart but somehow it went ballistic and rode straight up my arse cheeks and made a "POP" sound at the top of my arse 
I had nothing. Never had to cover before. All I could manage to say was Oops...sorry.
I had nothing. Never had to cover before. All I could manage to say was Oops...sorry.Posted on 11/30/17 at 4:26 pm to h0bnail
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This was not a good idea, even with perfect timing. A cough would only hasten the exit of the flatulence, therefore increasing it's volume.
Or turning that gas into a liquid
Posted on 11/30/17 at 5:04 pm to RockAndRollDetective
Lol, there's probably about 6 people on here who know who Navin Johnson is. Good one though.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 5:47 pm to celltech1981
I guess the OP did not consider the fact that everyone in the meeting might smell his nasty hangover fart.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 5:52 pm to terd ferguson
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I don't even try to cover it... just let 'er rip. Everybody farts so who gives a frick.
terd ferguson
Well we would expect that from a ....man of your stature.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 6:11 pm to celltech1981
I've had that happen unintentionally. Start coughing and not being able to hold in my fart.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 6:37 pm to SJS101
Pop farts are underrated.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:02 pm to Seldom Seen
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I've had that happen unintentionally. Start coughing and not being able to hold in my fart.
I think that’s a sign that you’re getting old.
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