re: Travis Kelce Allegedly Spent More Than Half of His Yearly Salary on Wooing Taylor Swift

"Rich cuck wastes millions on mediocre snatch while people die starving in the streets."

"But he can spend his money any way he wants" of course he can, that's the point.

What kind of shitty person wastes millions on "wooing" an average looking billionaire and what kind of shitty person allows them to do it? Shallow, self absorbed, immature, out of touch pricks..thats who. Why do we even give these assholes the time of day? Ignore them and hope they go away.

1. Marry a billionaire
2. Have her buy the team you play for
3. Divorce
4. ???
5. You now own half of your team

When/if they ever break up..

Every song she sings people will go: "Was that song about Travis?"

I wish I had chased and spent my money on hit bases and not broke bitches..

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8 million on Taylor

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That’s a good investment if they get married without a prenup. She’s worth way more than him

She’s going to be an old maid if she does not marry him. Plus she’s getting late for the child bearing time

When I dated a 4th grade teacher, I sent flowers to her at school at least every other week. After sending her flowers the first time, one of her students told the class his daddy told him men send women flowers because they slept with them. I didn't want to let that little man down.

That's the closest I've come to trying to woo a woman.

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Taylor’s pussy ain’t worth 8 million dollars.

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You're right. Its worth a billion $

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And the government got the rest in taxes.

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More like governments. Pro baller taxes are insane. They have to file in every state they play in over the course of the year. I think even states like Florida that don’t have a state income tax have a special “entertainer” tax.

Not quite, her net worth is $1 bil. That means she probably pulls in $200 mil a year, maybe less. That ends up being $4 mil a week. Kelce makes $14 mil a year. It takes her 7 weeks to make 2x his annual salary.