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Posted on 9/19/23 at 11:03 am to
Posted by ZeekFreak
Member since Jun 2017
583 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 11:03 am to
A good friend of mine did the same, make sure the Hospital doesn't send you charges that aren't relevant. I'm assuming y'all eventually went to the hospital like they did for all the obvious reasons.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41680 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 11:11 am to
That’s awesome!! Congrats!
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
29483 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 11:13 am to
quote:

16 minutes
Damn! Your little boy was impatient.
Posted by MattA
Member since Nov 2019
1603 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 11:16 am to
With how much hospital visits cost these days. Smart move amigo.
Posted by SmackDaniels
Gulf Breeze, FL
Member since Mar 2007
15134 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 11:33 am to
Thread of the year?
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11339 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 11:36 am to
quote:

It was 16 minutes from the time we got out of bed until we got to our front porch.


Impressive.... it would have taken my wife at least 30 to "throw on some clothes"
Posted by Gings5
HTX
Member since Jul 2016
7976 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 11:41 am to
quote:

Bad arse move. I hope you got the pressure washer out and hosed down the porch before you headed to the birthing center. That will stain your porch if you leave it there long enough

You must have given birth on a front porch before
Posted by newmexicotiger
Member since Sep 2017
2317 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 11:42 am to
Congrats baw!

Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59673 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 11:44 am to
Kick arse.

Hope y’all have a long happy life with the way that started. Jeez. Can’t imagine
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
3377 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 11:45 am to
Your story sounds like it could turn into a country song. Congrats!
Posted by Outdoorreb
Member since Oct 2019
2536 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 11:45 am to
Think of the money you saved
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27004 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 11:48 am to
quote:

We drove to the Birth Center after everything settled down. Took care of the rest there.


Bet that birth center staff to a minute to get their shite together. Lol.
Posted by highcotton2
Alabama
Member since Feb 2010
9413 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 11:53 am to
Congratulations! I bet that was scary as shot. You should damn sure bill your insurance company.
Posted by bbarras85
Member since Jul 2021
1984 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 11:59 am to
quote:

I worry my wife would have had to call an ambulance. For me when I passed out on the porch.


100% passed out in the delivery room for my first kid.
Posted by bbarras85
Member since Jul 2021
1984 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 12:01 pm to
quote:

Everyone healthy. Just sleepy. 3 other kids are ecstatic


You should have recorded it just so when the kid is bad later in life you can show it to them in reverse.
Posted by AlumneyeJ93
Member since Apr 2022
639 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 12:02 pm to
Congrats.




You're going to have to come up with an epic name to put the cherry on this story.
This post was edited on 9/19/23 at 12:05 pm
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 12:04 pm to
Make sure his middle name is veranda or something like that

Congrats

Bet you have a hellova clean up to do on the porch and your car
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9370 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 12:09 pm to
Congrats !!

I have calved out thousands of head of cattle but what you did would scare the hell out of me.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66948 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 12:11 pm to
quote:

I successfully delivered my son on the front porch this morning. Neither of us are medical professionals.


Well done.
Posted by Don Quixote
Member since May 2023
1611 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 12:12 pm to
that you delivered your own child? impressive, very

that you had to make a thread on TD to ask? trashy
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