re: Trading wife in for a Pre-Menopause Model

Posted by bulldog95

North Louisiana

Member since Jan 2011

20721 posts

Posted on 11/2/22 at 3:43 am to beebefootballfan

Ex wife got a hysterectomy at 32 now someone else’s problem

Current fiancée is 27 so I guess in 15 years she’ll go through this but by then I’ll be 60 and will just go fishing lol

Posted by White Bear

Yonnygo

Member since Jul 2014

13891 posts

Posted on 11/2/22 at 6:21 am to el Gaucho

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I hope the 350 lb women that run the nursing home make y’all give them foot massages

Their feet are too thick to rub.

Posted by cypresstiger

The South

Member since Aug 2008

10609 posts

Posted on 11/2/22 at 6:23 am to beebefootballfan

Wife needs pills. Easy fix

Posted by White Bear

Yonnygo

Member since Jul 2014

13891 posts

Posted on 11/2/22 at 7:25 am to Barrister

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How about giving your wife some support and suggesting she see a doctor about hormone replacement or something like that? Just an alternative to bitching about her on a internet chat-board - - I mean - - she is your wife, dude.

Difficult to help when the husband can do nothing right.
Have you ever dealt with this issue?
I’ve come to realize why weaker men have taken their wife fishing with an area rug and a roll of duct tape.

Posted by Dragula

Laguna Seca

Member since Jun 2020

4886 posts

Posted on 11/2/22 at 7:29 am to cypresstiger

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Wife needs pills. Easy fix

Not all of them can take HRT, plus increases risk of strokes and cancer

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Posted by BFANLC

The Beach

Member since Oct 2007

18119 posts

Posted on 11/2/22 at 7:44 am to beebefootballfan

Wait...you guys got married??!! Hahahahaaahahahaahah

Posted by BoogaBear

Member since Jul 2013

5566 posts

Posted on 11/2/22 at 7:46 am to Dragula

My wife was put on a very small dose of Lexapro when she was pregnant with our second, anxiety related. She's kept taking it because her doc said as long as she's having no adverse effects it's a small dose, no big deal.

Well now through a whole bunch of paper work error she wasn't able to get it refilled. So she figured since I've gone a few days without it she will just get off it all together.

Apparently, withdrawals from this shite are no joke. I'm pretty sure she has been demonically possessed

Posted by Dragula

Laguna Seca

Member since Jun 2020

4886 posts

Posted on 11/2/22 at 7:55 am to BoogaBear

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Apparently, withdrawals from this shite are no joke. I'm pretty sure she has been demonically possessed

ouch

Posted by Earnest_P

Member since Aug 2021

3512 posts

Posted on 11/2/22 at 7:58 am to el Gaucho

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You boomers are talking about trading wives and us millenials can’t even get a first wife because you let all your daughters get fat and have tattoos

Lol GOAT

Posted by Earnest_P

Member since Aug 2021

3512 posts

Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:09 am to AcadieAnne

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I'm in the midst of "the change" myself, seen my mom, aunts, and friends go through it, and this doesn't sound right to me. Just my random $.02. Praying for you and your family to get through this difficult time

You seem like a thoughtful person, so give us, from a woman’s perspective, some thoughts on menopause. What it’s really like for a woman, how men can react to it, how a marriage can retain its loving nature through it, etc.

Posted by lsu777

Lake Charles

Member since Jan 2004

31062 posts

Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:14 am to Dragula

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Not all of them can take HRT, plus increases risk of strokes and cancer

sounds to me like the risk of getting a 9mm hole in her head is a lot more immenent than stroke or cancer.

and understand those risk for normal healthy individuals are completely overblown.

Posted by Dragula

Laguna Seca

Member since Jun 2020

4886 posts

Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:27 am to lsu777

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and understand those risk for normal healthy individuals are completely overblown.

Overblown is relative I guess, 31% higher risk of cancer, 55% increase of throwing a clot. Some women also have clotting disorders, PAI gene mutations that do not allow use of HRT.

As with anything in medicine, risk/reward.

Posted by lsu777

Lake Charles

Member since Jan 2004

31062 posts

Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:29 am to Dragula

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31% higher risk of cancer, 55% increase of throwing a clo

you got a meta-analysis on that or is it the same as with mens HRT where they just made shite up on 1 study and then later meta-analysis showed that to be false?

Posted by Dragula

Laguna Seca

Member since Jun 2020

4886 posts

Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:41 am to lsu777

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you got a meta-analysis on that or is it the same as with mens HRT where they just made shite up on 1 study and then later meta-analysis showed that to be false?

Well many instantly question validity when the data doesn't conform to ones agenda. Believe what you want or do not, makes no difference to me. People often find one skewed article that mirrors their point and consider it fact. As with my patients I present the information, it is up to the person to decide.

Posted by FlyFishinTiger

Fayetteville,AR

Member since Mar 2021

703 posts

Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:47 am to el Gaucho

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This post was edited on 1/4/23 at 3:41 am

Posted by jmarto1

Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV

Member since Mar 2008

33949 posts

Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:54 am to beebefootballfan

Pop a viagra and grudge frick her till she is completely drunk on dick. She will submit and know her place

Posted by 92Tiger

Member since Dec 2015

588 posts

Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:56 am to tigerinthebueche

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Wait till she transforms into a post-menopausal model. No matter how little sex you were having before, it’s gonna be a lot less going forward.

If she doesn't want to have sex every night, just let her give BJs. Problem solved.

This post was edited on 11/2/22 at 8:57 am

Posted by TopWaterTiger

Lake Charles, LA

Member since May 2006

10201 posts

Posted on 11/2/22 at 9:02 am to tigerinthebueche

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rading wife in for a Pre-Menopause Model
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Pre-Menopause Model

Wait till she transforms into a post-menopausal model. No matter how little sex you were having before, it’s gonna be a lot less going forward.

yeah it sucks bad. Zero interest.

I joke that she needs a gay dude to go shopping w her and I need a madam to service me...

Otherwise, the marriage is great, and I enjoy our family and kids. No reason to go searching for new models. They all turn into the same thing eventually.