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Trading wife in for a Pre-Menopause Model

Posted on 11/1/22 at 8:46 am
Posted by beebefootballfan
Member since Mar 2011
19010 posts
Posted on 11/1/22 at 8:46 am
Anybody else thinking about it?

Good lord what a bag of crazy.
Posted by Catahoula20LSU
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2011
2100 posts
Posted on 11/1/22 at 8:47 am to
Do you know how much half is?
Her half will be bigger than the half you get.
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
9796 posts
Posted on 11/1/22 at 8:49 am to
Model as in super model or model as in a particular version of something?
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 11/1/22 at 8:50 am to
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Pre-Menopause Model


Wait till she transforms into a post-menopausal model. No matter how little sex you were having before, it’s gonna be a lot less going forward.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27270 posts
Posted on 11/1/22 at 8:50 am to
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Trading wife in for a Pre-Menopause Model


So you get to through it twice? What a maroon.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
18588 posts
Posted on 11/1/22 at 8:54 am to
Why so you can go through that again in 5 or 10 years?

That’s why I’m not dating at almost 53. The age group I like is late 30s/early 40s and I’m not wanting to ride through menopause with another crazy woman.
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
50241 posts
Posted on 11/1/22 at 9:01 am to
Worth it
Posted by red sox fan 13
Valley Park
Member since Aug 2018
15337 posts
Posted on 11/1/22 at 9:02 am to
You have the newer model locked up or are you really that confident in your ability to pull?
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49531 posts
Posted on 11/1/22 at 9:05 am to
:Prayers sent:
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34998 posts
Posted on 11/1/22 at 9:06 am to
Keep her in the garage and just rent one whenever you need to take a trip.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5152 posts
Posted on 11/1/22 at 9:08 am to
quote:

till she transforms into a post-menopausal model. No matter how little sex you were having before, it’s gonna be a lot less going forward.



Wait…what?
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 11/1/22 at 9:13 am to
Is this where you start boasting about what a whore you’ve become since your change?
Posted by tigahland
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jun 2016
3214 posts
Posted on 11/1/22 at 9:20 am to
you came to the correct place to vent
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
8143 posts
Posted on 11/1/22 at 9:21 am to
Lease, don't buy.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13808 posts
Posted on 11/1/22 at 9:27 am to
I’m thinking post as they don’t yell and they don’t swell, my man.
Posted by Rufus T Firefly
Member since Aug 2022
483 posts
Posted on 11/1/22 at 9:28 am to
not trading mine in, but I figure she's going to go through menopause about the same time our daughter hits her teens.

I've already told them I'll be spending a lot more time at our cabin in the mountains
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
23659 posts
Posted on 11/1/22 at 9:31 am to
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Trading wife in for a Pre-Menopause Model

The minute you walk out she will take at least 2/3 of everything and then she will shack up with a younger version of you, in your house.

Once the war starts your control over the situation ends.
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
61870 posts
Posted on 11/1/22 at 9:33 am to
Almost to the end of page 1 and no pics requested
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27351 posts
Posted on 11/1/22 at 9:39 am to
Why would we want pics of her ol dusty arse
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29450 posts
Posted on 11/1/22 at 9:40 am to
quote:

it’s gonna be a lot less going forward.

I take it you've never been with an older woman.
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