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re: Took my son to the Beauty and the Beast premiere and he's already turned gay
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:26 am to knowingabyss
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:26 am to knowingabyss
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I don't have any kids, why would you assume this? Because I'm not a homophobic hick?
Because you are a f..gay
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Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:27 am to Grim
Lead by example. Let him watch you and the wife fornicate so he can see how it's done.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:33 am to Grim
It was too late to begin with. No boy wants to go to see Beauty and the Beast unless he already had the ghay.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:33 am to knowingabyss
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knowingabyss
This must translate to taintlicker in fig
This post was edited on 3/17/17 at 7:34 am
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:45 am to Grim
Do what every dad does in this situation, buy him a hooker. If you've got the cash, buy him a pornstar, if you're OT Baller status, buy him two pornstars.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:46 am to Grim
You've turned into a horrible troll, Grim.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:48 am to stout
Was be always like this? I don't remember it if so
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:49 am to northshorebamaman
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You think his son really turned gay in two hours, baw?
Lordy be. I am confident he was making a joke
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:50 am to Grim
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Knew this was a mistake but he talked me into it
I've got him praying the rosary and reading a playboy right now, any other ideas?
Hurry up and show him Rocky Horror Picture Show to complete the transformation.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:52 am to knowingabyss
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Maybe try supporting him and not being a backwards red neck piece of trash? Idk, that's just my 2 cents assuming this isn't a troll thread.
What if I don't want my son to grow up to be fabulous and munch on dicks Mr. Fancy Pants?
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:59 am to Darth_Vader
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Leg Show
The magazine that taught me it all.
This post was edited on 3/17/17 at 8:00 am
Posted on 3/17/17 at 8:22 am to knowingabyss
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Maybe try supporting him and not being a backwards red neck piece of trash? Idk, that's just my 2 cents assuming this isn't a troll thread.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 8:27 am to Grim
Sounds like he's gonna be a Sig Ep
Posted on 3/17/17 at 8:27 am to Tino
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Was be always like this? I don't remember it if so
Not. He's a huge liberal and started acting all emo and trolling after 11/8
Posted on 3/17/17 at 8:36 am to tduecen
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Then they shouldn't be allowed to watch the original... Or the Lion King, Cinderella, Brave Little Toaster, etc since all of those have themes that could warp our precious children's mind.
You get the Brave Little Toaster's name out your mouth erase this post or you'll be sorry. I have you know the Brave Little Toaster has plenty of family in high up places. You best delete this shite. You're making false accusations about The Brave Little Toaster, slandering it's title, and you will pay dearly. The Brave Little Toaster is not the one you want to frick with! So keep it going, give The Brave Little Toaster some more juice to hang your arse with.- Paraphrased from amykuehn in the Queen of the LP thread
This post was edited on 3/17/17 at 8:46 am
Posted on 3/17/17 at 8:47 am to Grim
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Took my son to the Beauty and the Beast premiere
That'll usually do it.
back in my day, beauty and the beast was a girls movie
Posted on 3/17/17 at 8:54 am to Grim
there's a good porno to show him, "cutie and the yeast"
Posted on 3/17/17 at 8:56 am to knowingabyss
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Maybe try supporting him and not being a backwards red neck piece of trash? Idk, that's just my 2 cents assuming this isn't a troll thread.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:06 am to Grim
I was forced to go see that movie last night. Honestly, the whole "gayness" factor of that movie that people are talking about is highly exaggerated. Dude gets a dress thrown on him by a talking chiffarobe and smiles. Not that big a deal. Have more confidence in your sexuality.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:06 am to Grim
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Grim
They say it's genetic, so...
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