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Took my son to the Beauty and the Beast premiere and he's already turned gay

Posted on 3/17/17 at 2:24 am
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 2:24 am
Knew this was a mistake but he talked me into it

I've got him praying the rosary and reading a playboy right now, any other ideas?
Posted by skinny domino
sebr
Member since Feb 2007
14339 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 2:27 am to
Female porn?
Posted by knowingabyss
Vermont
Member since Aug 2016
2700 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 2:28 am to
Maybe try supporting him and not being a backwards red neck piece of trash? Idk, that's just my 2 cents assuming this isn't a troll thread.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35399 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 2:30 am to
He's your son, what else did you expect?

It definitely wasn't the movie that made him gay.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35399 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 2:32 am to
quote:

knowingabyss
Lol, you've got a gay son too.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164137 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 2:32 am to
If 15 seconds of a Disney movie made your kid gay he was going to be gobbling cock soon enough anyways.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35480 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 2:34 am to
quote:

Maybe try supporting him and not being a backwards red neck piece of trash? Idk, that's just my 2 cents assuming this isn't a troll thread

You think his son really turned gay in two hours, baw?
Posted by knowingabyss
Vermont
Member since Aug 2016
2700 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 2:34 am to
I don't have any kids, why would you assume this? Because I'm not a homophobic hick?
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35399 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 2:35 am to
Someone is too serious and needs a tampon. Get off your high horse, queer.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35480 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 2:38 am to
This guy and ballcaster in a room would be a barrel of laughs.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124412 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 2:42 am to
Spank him
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 2:44 am to
But what if he likes it?
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 2:46 am to
quote:

reading a playboy right now


You know, it isn't the articles he should be reading.

You could be doing more harm than good, turning him into a liberal queer.

Also, I hear playboy has nudes again
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131373 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 2:49 am to
There are several "de-programming" organizations out there.

One of them is really your best bet if you ever want grand-kids.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 2:50 am to
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 3:01 am to
Acorn doesn't fall far..
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 3:02 am to
quote:

If 15 seconds of a Disney movie made your kid gay

It was way more than 15 seconds. Not to mention all the interracial relationships and the feminist lead actress. The whole thing was a liberal propaganda piece. I ended up just reading TD instead of watching the movie. The snowflakes behind me tried to tell me to turn my phone off so I told them "sometimes you don't get what you want, just like the election"
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19286 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 3:11 am to
I took mine to baseball practice
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5700 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 4:28 am to
quote:

Lol, you've got a gay son too.



Or he's a gay himself.
Posted by Chiefagain
Member since Nov 2016
1808 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 4:33 am to
Go to the bunny ranch with him. Show him the way.



prayers


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