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Tonight I indentified as an idiot
Posted on 1/3/20 at 6:43 pm
Posted on 1/3/20 at 6:43 pm
Some men identify as women.
Some women identify as men.
Tonight we ate at the Murray Bros. Caddyshack in St. Augustine.
After dinner I decide to take a whiz before hitting the road back to the hotel. I bebop into the bathroom and was immediately struck by, "something isn't right."
About that time a young woman and her small daughter came out of one of the stalls.
The shock must have been evident on my face. She just laughed and said, "women's".
"AAAAHHHH...so sorry..."
Some kid about 14 or 15 was laughing when I came out. He says, "I saw you go in there...I was wondering."
Yes, tonight I identified as an idiot.
Some women identify as men.
Tonight we ate at the Murray Bros. Caddyshack in St. Augustine.
After dinner I decide to take a whiz before hitting the road back to the hotel. I bebop into the bathroom and was immediately struck by, "something isn't right."
About that time a young woman and her small daughter came out of one of the stalls.
The shock must have been evident on my face. She just laughed and said, "women's".
"AAAAHHHH...so sorry..."
Some kid about 14 or 15 was laughing when I came out. He says, "I saw you go in there...I was wondering."
Yes, tonight I identified as an idiot.
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Posted on 1/3/20 at 6:47 pm to Rock Floyd
Pretty good
Posted on 1/3/20 at 6:49 pm to Rock Floyd
If that was a porno some frickin would’ve started happening
Posted on 1/3/20 at 6:49 pm to Rock Floyd
I thought Democrat’s made that kind of thing legal now. Should have taken a piss and left
Posted on 1/3/20 at 6:51 pm to thermal9221
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and her small daughter
Posted on 1/3/20 at 6:53 pm to Rock Floyd
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I bebop into the bathroom and was immediately struck by, "something isn't right."
You should have Rocksteadyd.
Posted on 1/3/20 at 6:53 pm to Rock Floyd
It happened to me in an Outback Steakhouse in Tyler Texas after college. I had worked at the one in BR for a year in college.
When I went to pee I went to the left door left by memory. Finished peeing when a woman came out stall next to me.
DOH!
Honest Mistake
When I went to pee I went to the left door left by memory. Finished peeing when a woman came out stall next to me.
DOH!
Honest Mistake
This post was edited on 1/3/20 at 6:54 pm
Posted on 1/3/20 at 6:54 pm to Rock Floyd
I was in a hurry one day and was in the corridor on the opposite side of our office building and it is a mirror image of the side I am normally on. I made it to a stall and saw the feminine napkin thingy next to the TP. I did the u-turn only to come face to face with an associate and she could only laugh at me. I was embarrassed.
Posted on 1/3/20 at 6:57 pm to mikelbr
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It happened to me in an Outback Steakhouse in Tyler Texas after college. I had worked at the one in BR for a year in college. When I went to pee I went to the left door left by memory. Finished peeing when a woman came out stall next to me.
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Outback Steakhouse
No rules, just right.
Posted on 1/3/20 at 7:02 pm to thermal9221
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About that time a young woman and her small daughter came out of one of the stalls.
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thermal9221
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If that was a porno some frickin would’ve started happening
Found the Livingston Parish guy
Posted on 1/3/20 at 7:03 pm to McCaigBro69
It is not your fault, simply confused with Target. It is perfectly ok, You are excused. The alphabet folks got you covered.
Posted on 1/3/20 at 7:04 pm to Rock Floyd
went to dinner with friends during a work trip in London. We decided on a fancy dim sum joint called Yauatcha.
i excuse myself from the table and walk into the bathroom. it's empty. I look around for the urinals and there are none. "this is weird," i thought to myself. "maybe they aren't common in the UK." I walk in a stall and start pissing with the door open. I hear the bathroom door open and the voices of 3-4 girls shuffling in. I immediately realize my mistake and mule-kick the stall door closed behind me.
After that, I dropped the seat and stood on it in wait. I was crouching like Maynard from Tool and praying for an opportunity to escape. of course, the bathroom never emptied again. just a constant stream of women coming in and out. waited about 7-8 minutes and decided to slip out as a girl entered the stall next to mine. I'm almost out the door when a woman walks in. I give her a head nod and say "how do you do" as I scurry past her back into the restaurant. she made this smiling WTF face but I didn't care. hurried back to my table and it was all good.
best dim sum ever btw, make sure to try that place if in London or Houston
i excuse myself from the table and walk into the bathroom. it's empty. I look around for the urinals and there are none. "this is weird," i thought to myself. "maybe they aren't common in the UK." I walk in a stall and start pissing with the door open. I hear the bathroom door open and the voices of 3-4 girls shuffling in. I immediately realize my mistake and mule-kick the stall door closed behind me.
After that, I dropped the seat and stood on it in wait. I was crouching like Maynard from Tool and praying for an opportunity to escape. of course, the bathroom never emptied again. just a constant stream of women coming in and out. waited about 7-8 minutes and decided to slip out as a girl entered the stall next to mine. I'm almost out the door when a woman walks in. I give her a head nod and say "how do you do" as I scurry past her back into the restaurant. she made this smiling WTF face but I didn't care. hurried back to my table and it was all good.
best dim sum ever btw, make sure to try that place if in London or Houston
This post was edited on 1/3/20 at 7:10 pm
Posted on 1/3/20 at 7:11 pm to Rock Floyd
I did that at the Kerry Irish Pub in New Orleans. The restrooms didn't have the stick figures, just a Gaelic word on the door.
I was recycling Guinness at a prodigious rate and had to piss only to be confronted by the foreign language exam before I could piss. One door said "fir", the other said "mna". I went with "mna" because it had the same letters as "man" and blazed forward. I thought it was strange there were two toilets and no urinals, but time for thinking was past and it was time to drain the bladder. I make all the proper "god that feels good to piss" noises. My bathroom buddy in the other stall finished before me and I could hear hands being washed.
When I walked out of the stall, there was this battleaxe of a woman washing her hands at the sink who scowled at me the entire time I waited for her to finish. I just stood there and waited so I could clean my hands because I'm a proper gentleman.
Turns out "fir" is the Gaelic word for "men".
I was recycling Guinness at a prodigious rate and had to piss only to be confronted by the foreign language exam before I could piss. One door said "fir", the other said "mna". I went with "mna" because it had the same letters as "man" and blazed forward. I thought it was strange there were two toilets and no urinals, but time for thinking was past and it was time to drain the bladder. I make all the proper "god that feels good to piss" noises. My bathroom buddy in the other stall finished before me and I could hear hands being washed.
When I walked out of the stall, there was this battleaxe of a woman washing her hands at the sink who scowled at me the entire time I waited for her to finish. I just stood there and waited so I could clean my hands because I'm a proper gentleman.
Turns out "fir" is the Gaelic word for "men".
This post was edited on 1/3/20 at 7:16 pm
Posted on 1/3/20 at 7:21 pm to DawgCountry
All you had to do was identify as a woman/trans and pee, then go back out and reidentify
Posted on 1/3/20 at 7:21 pm to Rock Floyd
I’ve done that as a guest contractor in the IBM offices in Tampa.
Posted on 1/3/20 at 7:23 pm to thermal9221
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If that was a porno some frickin would’ve started happening
In a porno? No way.
Posted on 1/3/20 at 7:23 pm to Rock Floyd
That’s a good cover. Smart, I like it.
Posted on 1/3/20 at 7:25 pm to Rock Floyd
Haha this happened to my grandmother about 20 years back entire family standing outside laughing when she came back out beat red.
Posted on 1/3/20 at 7:38 pm to Rock Floyd
A few years back I made the same mistake when ducking into an out of town Walmart for some fishing trip supplies. Walked in real quick, a no door rounded corner entrance, noticed they had no urinals but had to go really bad. As I finish and walk out, two security guards are walking in. We all had that look on our faces like I screwed up, but they had seen this a hundred times before. Still felt like a perv, and mad at whoever didn't put up a better sign.
Posted on 1/3/20 at 7:52 pm to Rock Floyd
quote:Eat, Drink, and be Murray!
Tonight we ate at the Murray Bros. Caddyshack in St. Augustine.
Did that wrong bathroom move a couple of years ago in the lobby after an early morning run at Sandestin in the main lobby about 6:30 am.
Adolescent girl was walking in as I was walking out.
I noticed there were no stand-up urinals and had made a quick U-turn.
Pretty goddam awkward.
Luckily I was checking out that day.
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