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re: Tonight I indentified as an idiot
Posted on 1/3/20 at 7:58 pm to Rock Floyd
Posted on 1/3/20 at 7:58 pm to Rock Floyd
I was at the sink in a men's room and a toilet flushes, and a woman comes out of the stall. She looks at me and asks which one of us is in the wrong place. I nod to the urinals and she says "oh it's me." Then she walks up to the sink and starts washing her hands. I am thinking that if I was in the wrong rest room I would hurry and get the hell out, but to each his own. Then she hears a noise and realizes that a guy is in one of the stalls and decides to get the hell out.
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Posted on 1/3/20 at 8:05 pm to Rock Floyd
Always look for urinals. No urinals and you better check the door again.
Posted on 1/3/20 at 8:07 pm to mikelbr
Do you guys always piss in a stall? Come on man. You have three rules to follow in a restroom
1) Use the urinal
2) look forward.
3) don’t shake hands
1) Use the urinal
2) look forward.
3) don’t shake hands
Posted on 1/3/20 at 9:41 pm to Rock Floyd
Downvoted you because of the use of "Bebop" as a verb. Sorry I had an ex that used to say that.
Posted on 1/3/20 at 10:19 pm to Rock Floyd
I did it at the Rivercenter at Disney on Ice. Passed the women’s room on the concourse and hit the next door down on the left. Walked in, saw women with young kids, didn’t click at first, hit a stall. During my piss, realized oh frick, no pissers on the walll, women in there, I done fricked up. Washed my hands on the way out though. I might be a dumbass, but I’m not a nasty dumbass
Posted on 1/3/20 at 10:25 pm to Rock Floyd
quote:Well, you like Rocky Top so...
Tonight I indentified as an idiot
Posted on 1/3/20 at 10:48 pm to Rock Floyd
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indentified
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idiot
Checks out.
Posted on 1/3/20 at 10:56 pm to Rock Floyd
You should have to register as idiot and tell all your neighbors
Posted on 1/3/20 at 11:11 pm to Rock Floyd
Been there done that. I stood there wondering why there wasn’t any urinals in the men’s room until a woman came out of the stall. She laughed about my urinal bewilderment.
Posted on 1/3/20 at 11:21 pm to Mid Iowa Tiger
I was at a urinal in a Metairie bathroom when an idiot high school girl threw the door open and started yelling at her classmate in one of the stalls...
Can't say I've ever walked into a women's bathroom by mistake though. I've seen co-ed bathrooms in Europe, but the stalls have doors that run from the floor to the ceiling. The only shared part is the sink area.
Can't say I've ever walked into a women's bathroom by mistake though. I've seen co-ed bathrooms in Europe, but the stalls have doors that run from the floor to the ceiling. The only shared part is the sink area.
Posted on 1/3/20 at 11:59 pm to LordSaintly
I’ve done this so many times (usually stoned). It’s always embarrassing but the women always can tell and think it’s hilarious, prob bc the idiotic “oh frick” look on my face
Posted on 1/4/20 at 12:30 am to Rock Floyd
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I bebop into the bathroom and was immediately struck by, "something isn't right."
Guilty of doing this at a McAlister's. That feeling is dead on. An older woman was in there and just started cackling like crazy. That was the real cringe.
Posted on 1/4/20 at 12:43 am to Rock Floyd
I’ve taken a complete dump in a Walmart women’s restroom without realizing until I walked out.
Posted on 1/4/20 at 5:39 am to Rock Floyd
I've done this. Except by the time i knew it was a womans bathroom i was in the middle of the vilest deuce i can ever remember dropping.
Posted on 1/4/20 at 6:59 am to Chief Hinge
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and her small daughter
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Not sure why this is confusing to you?
Most mothers, good ones anyway, do not send small children to the restroom unaccompanied. Especially in a crowed public establishment.
Posted on 1/4/20 at 7:22 am to Rock Floyd
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Most mothers, good ones anyway, do not send small children to the restroom unaccompanied. Especially in a crowed public establishment.
Especially not with strange men in there.
Posted on 1/4/20 at 7:23 am to Meauxab
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Especially not with strange men in there
Posted on 1/4/20 at 7:34 am to Rock Floyd
Comedian Richard jeni had a great piece about the difference between a man accidentally walking into a woman's restroom and a woman accidentally walking into a men's restroom.
Posted on 1/4/20 at 7:36 am to Carson123987
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I was crouching like Maynard from Tool and praying for an opportunity to escape
Posted on 1/4/20 at 7:55 am to Rock Floyd
I was Christmas shopping a few weeks back and had the captain start knocking so I pulled into a Racetrack gas station, I was in a bind.
The men's room was locked and I was about to shite down both legs so I went in the women's, locked the door and exploded.
When I came out a lady 30 something and her 3-4 yr old little girl were waiting to get in.
I just lowered my head and walked shamelessly to my truck
The men's room was locked and I was about to shite down both legs so I went in the women's, locked the door and exploded.
When I came out a lady 30 something and her 3-4 yr old little girl were waiting to get in.
I just lowered my head and walked shamelessly to my truck
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