re: Toilet paper: do you wipe once & throw away or fold over and wipe again?

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I can only imagine the conversations you two will be having when you reach old age.

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They will wipe each other's asses and realize they should have been doing it the other way all these years.

If I'm lucky, I can get 3 or 4 foldovers before I have to toss it.

I roll out about 5ft, wipe then roll it back up

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My gf uses a ridiculous amount of tp

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An old friend of mine is a lifelong bachelor and notoriously cheap. When asked why he never married he always says “there’s no way in hell I would be able to afford all that toilet paper.”

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you're just asking for that to come un-wadded and stick to your thigh bro. fold the fricking toilet paper before you wipe your arse you lazy bum.

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Nah, it's just the opposite. You're just not a skilled clumper.

If you fold it neatly, you've got a stack of flat surfaces against flat surfaces. That makes any of a number of undesirable outcomes likely.

1. The top sheet takes all the shite, and it could tear, flip out and get shite on your hand.

2. With no crumples for friction, the sheets can slide against one another and either slide away or roll up and you could get shite on your hand.

3. A flat stack gives you nothing to grip, so you probably have to put your thumb on the shite side. That's a good way to get shite on your hand.



But if you properly clump, you can avoid all of these problems. With practice, you will learn to clump and grab so that it cannot come un-wadded. Since you have a clump to grip, you can keep all of your fingers on the non-shite side. Also, all of the cracks and crevices created by clumping gives a nice aggressive surface that really grabs some shite.

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She folds the toilet paper over after the first wipe then wipes again before throwing it away.

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This is how diseases are spread.

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If you washed your hands thoroughly afterwards, you should be fine (you nasty MF-er).

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If you washed your hands thoroughly afterwards, you should be fine (you nasty MF-er).

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Do you also bleach the knobs after you turned it on with shite on your hands?

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1. The top sheet takes all the shite, and it could tear, flip out and get shite on your hand.

2. With no crumples for friction, the sheets can slide against one another and either slide away or roll up and you could get shite on your hand.

3. A flat stack gives you nothing to grip, so you probably have to put your thumb on the shite side. That's a good way to get shite on your hand.



But if you properly clump, you can avoid all of these problems

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In fairness, these problems you listed above are all also easily avoidable if done properly.

I'm a folder. I don't get shite on my hands...ever.

if you use more then oner square you are killing the planet

I stopped buying TP


Only use wet ones now. They are $0.03 a piece. I can afford to spend 15 cents a shite