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re: Bidets - Yes or No?

Posted by Purple Turtle on 11/8/21 at 10:41 am
[quote]Baws, if you accidently got shite on your hand, would you just wipe it off or would you wash your hand?[/quote] if i wiped my hand until it bled, i would consider that clean enough...
They named it Walk-Ins because you walk in, turn 360 degrees, then walk out...

re: What's your "number"?

Posted by Purple Turtle on 7/30/19 at 11:08 am
5 3/4 on a good day...
That's why they were those weird assless leather chaps I bet....
It really bugs me when people over exaggerate quantities. Like when people say something is 6-11 million when it was really closer to 200,000 :dope: ...
The Japanese American camps were way worse than the jewish camps because they didnt have swimming pools and delousing showers...
Best boy band is new kids on the block with Judas Priest being a close second...

re: El Gaucho sighting in Dallas

Posted by Purple Turtle on 2/14/19 at 11:09 am
looks like hes finally wised up and found a job in Texas...
why would you bother going through all that work of taking your clothes off and fighting the cold porcelain, when you can just whip your bird out? I always pee when taking a poo poo though. I'm usually sitting down when that happens....
[img]https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2019/02/katy-perry-face-shoes-103.jpg?quality=90&strip=all[/img] :lol: I kinda feel bad for anyone who sees a reflection of themselves in these...

re: Is it sexual harassment to

Posted by Purple Turtle on 2/12/19 at 5:01 pm
baw if I catch you lookin at me, I'll smack you upside that pinhead of yours. and that's a fact, jack...
chicks love dudes with no ears too...

re: Biggest rip-offs you know of

Posted by Purple Turtle on 2/4/19 at 2:06 pm
I need an end table baw. Where else am I supposed to put my spit cup? Biggest rip off is hotel nudie flicks....

re: Seattle Nazi asks for it

Posted by Purple Turtle on 2/1/19 at 4:06 pm
[quote]little doofus playing dress up like a little Nazi[/quote] My culture is NOT a costume...