Purple Turtle

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Baws, if you accidently got shite on your hand, would you just wipe it off or would you wash your hand?

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if i wiped my hand until it bled, i would consider that clean enough

Broward county is at it again

5 3/4 on a good day

:lol:

It really bugs me when people over exaggerate quantities.

Like when people say something is 6-11 million when it was really closer to 200,000 :dope:

Best boy band is new kids on the block with Judas Priest being a close second

why would you bother going through all that work of taking your clothes off and fighting the cold porcelain, when you can just whip your bird out?

I always pee when taking a poo poo though. I'm usually sitting down when that happens.

baw if I catch you lookin at me, I'll smack you upside that pinhead of yours.

and that's a fact, jack

you sound like a jesuit

I need an end table baw. Where else am I supposed to put my spit cup?

Biggest rip off is hotel nudie flicks.