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re: Toilet paper: do you wipe once & throw away or fold over and wipe again?
Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:00 pm to HempHead
Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:00 pm to HempHead
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Two pieces, folded over each other.
Wipe.
Look.
Fold in half.
Wipe.
Look.
Sufficient? Flush.
Still getting brown sharpee marks? Repeat the first two steps until completion.
You use only two squares of toilet paper to wipe your arse?
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Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:00 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
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Are you a folder or a wadder?
I'm a clumper and she's a folder. IMO folding just dramatically increases the risk of shitty hands.
Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:01 pm to TDsngumbo
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Only two pieces? WTF? Do your fingers not go through that shite (no pun intended)?
I buy the most expensive TP I can find. That shite is thick enough for menstrual blood, I could be shitting out a 30 rack and 60 McNuggets and it would still absorb comfortably.
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This is gross. Are you my wife?
I can be for the right price.
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You use only two squares of toilet paper to wipe your arse?
Two at a time.
This post was edited on 1/24/19 at 2:02 pm
Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:01 pm to arseinclarse
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Nah. His dick is bigger.
That's not what his wife tells me.
Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:01 pm to TDsngumbo
It depends if I my finger pokes through and I use butt whipes
Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:02 pm to TDsngumbo
Bidet plus checker
Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:02 pm to TDsngumbo
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She folds the toilet paper over after the first wipe then wipes again before throwing it away.
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I wipe once and toss in the toilet and grab some more. Maybe my #2's are messier than most but I'm just not going to risk getting crap all over my hand just for the sake of getting more out of the wad of TP before tossing it.
Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:02 pm to HempHead
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This is gross. Are you my wife?
I can be for the right price.
I'm out of your league.
Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:02 pm to TDsngumbo
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I'm a clumper and she's a folder.
Personally I just rub the whole roll in my arse, rotate and rub again. Then peel off the brown layers and repeat.
Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:03 pm to TDsngumbo
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I'm out of your league.
Yeah, but I'm cheap.
Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:03 pm to TDsngumbo
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IMO folding just dramatically increases the risk of shitty hands.
Quite the opposite.
Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:03 pm to HempHead
quote:Yeah, I assumed that much. Still seems an unnecessary risk.
Two at a time.
Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:03 pm to TDsngumbo
I can only imagine the conversations you two will be having when you reach old age.
Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:03 pm to HempHead
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I'm out of your league.
Yeah, but I'm cheap
Alright now this is getting weird.
Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:05 pm to Korkstand
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Do you watch each other take shits?
Is that not normal?
Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:05 pm to TDsngumbo
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Maybe my #2's are messier than most
Aka you're fat and shite out McDonald's everyday.
Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:06 pm to TH03
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Aka you're fat and shite out McDonald's everyday.
Quite the opposite.
Okay, I'm a little fat. But I haven't eaten McDonalds in quite a long time.
Real men have hairy assholes and the hair just acts to entrap the poop which makes it difficult to wipe off all the poop. Perhaps I should just invest in a bidet.
This post was edited on 1/24/19 at 2:07 pm
Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:07 pm to TDsngumbo
I wipe once with each piece. Your wife is gonna get pink eye. Also I use baby wipes more than paper which is harder to fold.
She probably wipes standing up too
She probably wipes standing up too
Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:07 pm to TDsngumbo
Toilet seat bidet. I wipe to dry off, that's all. If theres a second wipe, it's purely for confirmation and you need a clean piece for that anyway.
Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:07 pm to TH03
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Aka you're fat and shite out McDonald's everyday
that's mungo
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