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re: Today’s First World Problem

Posted on 5/17/21 at 6:45 am to
Posted by GoldenGuy
Member since Oct 2015
10874 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 6:45 am to
quote:

We can never decide which restaurant to eat at.


No honey, I can eat literally anywhere. You’re the one who doses the think anything sounds good. I name off places until you finally say ‘maybe’ instead of ‘no’.
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11326 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 7:18 am to
Had a garage sale Saturday at 7, and have been unable to sleep late since... this weekend people are visiting so prob won't be able to reset then either....frick
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
31912 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 7:27 am to
quote:

You think that’s bad? I forgot to hit the auto button last night when I made the coffee...I woke up to no coffee and had to sit there and wait while it brewed.


And you think THAT’S bad? I was too lazy to prepare my coffee pot last night so I had to make a whole putt from scratch this morning

Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 8:08 am to
quote:

when the microwave stopped my cup was at the back of the microwave with the handle facing toward the back.
my microwave rotates once every ten seconds.
Put your mug with the handle to the front, set your timer in 10 second intervals, and your handle will be to the front when finished, no matter if 10 seconds, 30 seconds, 1 minute, 2 minutes.
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
33449 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 8:09 am to
I got a speeding ticket on my way to work this morning.

cop ---> <---- pedro
Posted by MBclass83
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
9358 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 8:32 am to
Surf is to rough to go pee in ocean. Have to walk up from the beach to condo to pee.
Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
35528 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 8:33 am to
quote:

My dog doesn't believe in Daylight Saving time


Nor does my Aggy neighbors fricking rooster. It's the time of year to sleep with the windows open in northern Virginia but not with that fricking rooster crowing.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18051 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 8:34 am to
Took my dogs out and it was raining. Got pawprints on my Persian rug now.
Posted by OleVaught14
Member since Jun 2019
6873 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 8:34 am to
I had to step into the rain for a second to open my car trunk while waiting on my curb side grocery pickup.
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12449 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 8:36 am to
I had to walk outside this morning in my Gucci robe to take my robot cleaning slave out of my pool.
This post was edited on 5/17/21 at 8:38 am
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
3494 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 8:37 am to
I tried to fold a fitted sheet.
Posted by Crusty
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
2427 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 8:43 am to
quote:

I tried to fold a fitted sheet.


Why? Just set up your Amazon account to deliver new ones every week.
Posted by Geekboy
Member since Jan 2004
4955 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 8:46 am to
Was going to drive into Rocky Mountain National Park today which is just down the road but it’s looking too cloudy. Motherfricker!
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19210 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 8:48 am to
quote:

Nuked my coffee in the microwave

fricking heathen.
Posted by Lazy But Talented
Member since Aug 2011
14444 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 8:49 am to
Moved 20 minutes north. Amazon Prime now takes 2-3 days instead of overnight/same day shipping.
This post was edited on 5/17/21 at 8:50 am
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
6777 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 8:51 am to
Posted by Nole Man
Somewhere In Tennessee!
Member since May 2011
7174 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 9:00 am to
Drop a container of Wooden Cocktail Picks on the floor. Looked around to see if anyone was watching as I was going to just put them back in. But didn't and just threw them away.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6404 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 9:27 am to
I don't have milk for my cereal but didn't realize it till after pouring the cereal into the bowl
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
48556 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 9:34 am to
quote:

had to step into the rain for a second to open my car trunk while waiting on my curb side grocery pickup.
what kind of old timey car do you drive that you can't pop the trunk from the inside?
Posted by Vote4MikeAck504
Go Cocks!
Member since Mar 2019
3098 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 9:56 am to
Why is life so hard?
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