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Today’s First World Problem
Posted on 5/17/21 at 5:30 am
Posted on 5/17/21 at 5:30 am
Nuked my coffee in the microwave and when the microwave stopped my cup was at the back of the microwave with the handle facing toward the back. My life is a living hell.
Posted on 5/17/21 at 5:33 am to Geekboy
My butler did too much coke last night and didn't have my espresso ready.
Posted on 5/17/21 at 5:33 am to Geekboy
Go spill some precious bodily fluids. You'll feel better.
Posted on 5/17/21 at 5:34 am to Geekboy
Avocado didn’t come out of the skin cleanly it’s not going to be a good day
This post was edited on 5/17/21 at 5:36 am
Posted on 5/17/21 at 5:37 am to Geekboy
We can never decide which restaurant to eat at.
Posted on 5/17/21 at 5:38 am to Geekboy
Dropped toothbrush on hotel bathroom floor. Into the trash you go
Posted on 5/17/21 at 5:41 am to Geekboy
You think that’s bad? I forgot to hit the auto button last night when I made the coffee...I woke up to no coffee and had to sit there and wait while it brewed.
Posted on 5/17/21 at 5:41 am to TigerGman
quote:You sound suspiciously like a prevert.
Go spill some precious bodily fluids. You'll feel better.
And if you damage that machine, you’ll have to answer to the President of the Coca-Cola Company.
Posted on 5/17/21 at 5:42 am to Geekboy
Shaving cream warmer failed to turn itself on.
A room temperature shave is barbaric. This whole week is shot.
A room temperature shave is barbaric. This whole week is shot.
Posted on 5/17/21 at 5:45 am to Geekboy
Forgot to turn down the nest thermostat on the way home. It was fricking 73 degrees when I got here!
Posted on 5/17/21 at 5:47 am to Strannix
quote:
My butler did too much coke last night and didn't have my espresso ready.
Sounds like he did too little coke.
Posted on 5/17/21 at 5:48 am to Geekboy
It would appear I have a stomach virus. I woke up in the middle of the night and vomited into our toilet. Steak, baked potato, and blackberry cobbler do not come back up well
Posted on 5/17/21 at 6:17 am to Upperdecker
This morning whilst putting up a folded blanket, I didn't have any available shelves so I had to go to the other closet.
Posted on 5/17/21 at 6:22 am to Geekboy
I woke up still retired and I cannot mow the grass until it dries. I have nothing to do.
Posted on 5/17/21 at 6:26 am to Patfic15
My dick won’t stay inside my undergarments
Posted on 5/17/21 at 6:27 am to Geekboy
Why are you microwaving coffee?
I would brew fresh pot just for one cuo
I would brew fresh pot just for one cuo
Posted on 5/17/21 at 6:28 am to Geekboy
I ran out of granola for my yogurt cup for breakfast. I ate it with just strawberries and bananas like an animal
Posted on 5/17/21 at 6:40 am to Geekboy
My dog doesn't believe in Daylight Saving time
Posted on 5/17/21 at 6:42 am to Geekboy
Just back from my early morning Starbucks run. I asked for extra toasted bacon egg bites and they were merely regularly toasted.
Heads WILL roll for this atrocity, dammit!
Heads WILL roll for this atrocity, dammit!
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