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To the “Make me a sammich” crowd

Posted on 7/12/19 at 10:35 am
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
11338 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 10:35 am
Why are you fat? My SO hasn’t made me a sandwhich in 5 years. Bread makes all you baws fat
This post was edited on 7/12/19 at 10:36 am
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58622 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 10:35 am to
quote:

To the “Make me a sammich”
(No message)

i want one too.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 10:36 am to
She doesn’t make me a sammich anymore
Makes me a fruit smoothie
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
11079 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 10:36 am to
I don’t really eat sandwiches unless it’s a BLT.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 10:37 am to
quote:

sammich


If a grown adult uses the word "sammich", then I find it very hard to take that person seriously.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38225 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 10:37 am to
That probably sounded better in your head. Post less
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62129 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 10:37 am to
frick anyone on the OT telling me what to eat or wear.
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29734 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 10:38 am to
You should try the Jon Ham special: pasta loaded on French bread sandwich paired with an IPA.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
30727 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 10:39 am to
It's an expression dumbass.
Now go make me a sammich bitch.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53814 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 10:40 am to
Did you write down the last time she made you a sandwich? Sounds like a shitty SO. My wife makes me sandwiches all of the time.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 10:40 am to
quote:

You should try the Jon Ham special: pasta loaded on French bread sandwich paired with an IPA.


Pasta sandwich?
Posted by JohnDoe00
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2019
920 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 10:41 am to
If honey baked ham and a home grown tomato are around there is no doubt she's gonna make me a damn sandwich.
This post was edited on 7/12/19 at 10:42 am
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
21045 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 10:41 am to
quote:

“Make me a sammich”
abrakadabra, you're a sandwich!
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87732 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 10:42 am to
quote:

If a grown adult uses the word "sammich", then I find it very hard to take that person seriously.



walmarks
whole paycheck

people who say this shite are a lower form of life IMO
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57015 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 10:42 am to
Sorry your body is feminine and cant process bread properly...

Posted by ezride25
Constitutional Republic
Member since Nov 2008
26803 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 10:43 am to
Subtle I’m insecure about my waistline brag
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30423 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 10:44 am to
Mine let me burn about 10,000 calories this morning before I got out of bed


I'm ahead of the day
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26442 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 10:44 am to
OP’s biotch makes me a sammich every Friday. In fact the whore is in the kitchen right now while he is at work.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53814 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 10:45 am to
Subtle my SO is a SJW brag

Posted by ezride25
Constitutional Republic
Member since Nov 2008
26803 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 10:46 am to
I lol’d
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