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Time to put some rumors to bed about the outage...
Posted on 5/21/19 at 12:35 pm
Posted on 5/21/19 at 12:35 pm
It wasn't the Russians, or the Chinese or the DNC or even ISIS. As some of you know, the night crew that powers the server consisted of a team of five Chinchillas from South America. The lead member pulled a hamstring around 4am and wiped out the entire crew behind him. It wasn't pretty. Memorials will be held on Saturday.
Chinchillas are cheaper to purchase than the grass-fed hamsters from New England that we use for the day crew. Needless to say, I have asked Human Resorces to re-evaluate our hiring practices. The great users of TD deserve only the best.
I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you.
Chinchillas are cheaper to purchase than the grass-fed hamsters from New England that we use for the day crew. Needless to say, I have asked Human Resorces to re-evaluate our hiring practices. The great users of TD deserve only the best.
I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you.
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Posted on 5/21/19 at 12:36 pm to Chicken
You hinted at Dhillips return
And then this happens..
And then this happens..
Posted on 5/21/19 at 12:37 pm to Chicken
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Posted on 5/21/19 at 12:37 pm to Chicken
No way that’s true.
Posted on 5/21/19 at 12:37 pm to Chicken
God damn clown show around here
What do we pay you for?
What do we pay you for?
Posted on 5/21/19 at 12:37 pm to Chicken
Did you try Unplugging it waiting 10 seconds and plugging it back in?
May want to try that next time
May want to try that next time
Posted on 5/21/19 at 12:37 pm to Chicken
Owlie will run in a wheel for $100 a day, you can usually find him in the parking lot of the Home Depot in Pearland
Posted on 5/21/19 at 12:37 pm to Chicken
I would buy more chinchillas and when they die sell their furs
Posted on 5/21/19 at 12:38 pm to Chicken
Posted on 5/21/19 at 12:38 pm to Chicken
The last time I shook his hand.
We lost a good one
The other's families are still being notified, their names and pictures will be released at a later time
We lost a good one
The other's families are still being notified, their names and pictures will be released at a later time
This post was edited on 5/21/19 at 12:42 pm
Posted on 5/21/19 at 12:38 pm to Chicken
Posted on 5/21/19 at 12:38 pm to Chicken
No need to apologize. My employer appreciates the bump today.
Posted on 5/21/19 at 12:39 pm to Chicken
I figured it was some infested link from one of those "news sites" from the Poliboard.
Posted on 5/21/19 at 12:39 pm to LarryDavid
Posted on 5/21/19 at 12:39 pm to Chicken
quote:
grass-fed hamsters from New England
you said they were from Hamsterdam 
Posted on 5/21/19 at 12:40 pm to Chicken
quote:I'm going to need my money back
I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you.
Posted on 5/21/19 at 12:40 pm to Chicken
Posted on 5/21/19 at 12:40 pm to Chicken
quote:
The great users of TD deserve only the best.
Posted on 5/21/19 at 12:40 pm to Chicken
Posted on 5/21/19 at 12:41 pm to DarthRebel
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