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re: Time to put some rumors to bed about the outage...

Posted on 5/21/19 at 2:55 pm to
Posted by Carville
Sunshine, LA
Member since Jun 2014
5321 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 2:55 pm to
I’ve seen better chinchillas in the Quad.
Posted by Porkchop Express
Penderbrook
Member since Aug 2014
3964 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 2:57 pm to
I thought your server array might have been in the Pike house.
Posted by Skeet Mc
Member since Dec 2006
2970 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 2:58 pm to
quote:


You should switch to degus.


I, sir, have several friends that are of Italian-American descent and this bigoted and racist shall not stand! IT SHALL NOT STAND!!

I demand a full and immediate apology and some recompense to all offended may be justified.
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

S. As some of you know, the night crew that powers the server consisted of a team of five Chinchillas from South America. The lead member pulled a hamstring around 4am and wiped out the entire crew behind him.



A likely story and one we've all heard before. I hope that you don't expect anyone to believe such claptrap. Anybody that still uses chinchillas at night is a cheap bastard. Don't bother sending me a premium membership bill next month.
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
29116 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you.


Thank you for that but, truth be told, the Poli Board workers deserved an afternoon off. As you know, Moscow is eight hours ahead of us in Louisiana. If the chinchillas went out at 4 a.m., that was noon in Russia. The entire shift of Poli Board workers were able to take the afternoon off and enjoy a nice spring day on the banks of the Moskva River.
Posted by MasterAbe1
Member since Oct 2016
7209 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 3:02 pm to
you know what Chicken, just because you told me the DNC didnt do it i fully believe the DNC did it now.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69236 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 3:05 pm to
Goddamit Chicken, this interrupted my 4:30 a.m. shitposting. I also cleared my browser data so now i have to sign in to all my websites.

Got some internet research and work done this morning though.
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

rowbear1922


Post less
Posted by ssgrice
Arizona
Member since Nov 2008
3205 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 3:54 pm to
OK. But if this happens 26 more times I'll cancel my premium membership
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34401 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 3:58 pm to
I think oweo has hacked chicken’s acct.
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
21592 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 4:04 pm to
When I couldnt get to the OT this morning i had to call my cardiologist because of palpitations. Thought I was a goner.
Posted by Teton Tiger
Somewhere between here and there.
Member since Mar 2005
3037 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 4:45 pm to
I knew it was your girlfriend Hillary. She bleached your server. As a favor to her that’s where are her emails were hidden. Thanks sir.
Posted by Luke
1113 Chartres Street, NOLA
Member since Nov 2004
14359 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 4:48 pm to
Nutria would work for less and much more hardy...
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
30071 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 4:51 pm to
The Premium Board never went down though!
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 4:53 pm to
quote:

GeeOH


I’ll get right on that, Skippy!
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

Pike house


Pike house?

This would have made sense if you got the fraternity right.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71827 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 5:01 pm to
I woke up extra early today and had like 2 hours to kill laying in bed before starting my day. You can imagine my devastation that this outage lasted clear into the work day, which sucked.

Please send me the link for a full refund.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22016 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 5:14 pm to
Try gerbils, PVC tube, and duct tape.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110645 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 5:22 pm to
quote:

I believe he’s been missing since Chicken sent him to the Asian Spa last year.


That spa has the same owners as the nearby Chinese restaurant, but I’m sure the two are unrelated.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 5:31 pm to
No worries Chicken.

Sometimes we need moments to appreciate what we take for granted.
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