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re: Three quarters of last year’s perfectly good Christmas lights no longer work.

Posted on 11/24/24 at 1:14 pm to
Posted by pussywillows
Member since Dec 2009
6632 posts
Posted on 11/24/24 at 1:14 pm to
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Sonsabitches



Bumpuses?!!?
Posted by Prominentwon
LSU, McNeese St. Fan
Member since Jan 2005
95027 posts
Posted on 11/24/24 at 1:39 pm to
Govee LEDs is the way to go
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39640 posts
Posted on 11/24/24 at 2:19 pm to
Foam the attic ceiling.

My attics never get about 10-20 degrees over house temp.

The lights still fail.
Posted by wfallstiger
Wichita Falls, Texas
Member since Jun 2006
15764 posts
Posted on 11/24/24 at 2:33 pm to
China thanks you
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
11179 posts
Posted on 11/24/24 at 2:58 pm to
I keep ours downstairs and they last years. LED and incandescent.
Posted by ClientNumber9
Member since Feb 2009
10114 posts
Posted on 11/24/24 at 3:24 pm to
Wait until after Thanksgiving, you fricking piece of shite.
Posted by Swazla
Member since Jul 2016
1930 posts
Posted on 11/24/24 at 3:25 pm to
Series
Posted by boudinman
Member since Nov 2019
6101 posts
Posted on 11/24/24 at 3:36 pm to
Made in china. Buy made in the usa.
Posted by Buck_Rogers
Member since Jul 2013
2107 posts
Posted on 11/24/24 at 3:39 pm to
It's God punishing you for hanging them up too early.
Posted by Morpheus
In your Dreams
Member since Apr 2022
7647 posts
Posted on 11/24/24 at 4:02 pm to
Except they will burn your house down but that’s part of the risk reward I guess
Posted by Tr33fiddy
Hog Jaw, Arkansas (it exists)
Member since Aug 2023
1971 posts
Posted on 11/24/24 at 6:49 pm to
Never not once had them burn my house down...so there is that. Although I sometimes put flicker lights in there to make it look like the tree is on fire.

I have about 100 strings of c7 lights from the 90s new in the box. My mom would buy them after Christmas for pennies on the dollar as it was the cheapest way to get replacement bulbs.

Kids love the old school bubble lights. Old school cool tech that's not possible with leds. Only flaw I've found as they age is you sometimes have to tap them a bit to get them to start bubbling.
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
50379 posts
Posted on 11/24/24 at 6:49 pm to
Planned obsolescence
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
4984 posts
Posted on 11/24/24 at 6:51 pm to
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What kind of frickery happens


China happens.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
16131 posts
Posted on 11/24/24 at 6:58 pm to
quote:

Everything is manufactured to maximize profit. Free market is the only option. But this is a result of it.


No, you want the cheapest price for that strand of lights, so you shaped the market, not “big lights.”
Posted by White Bear
probably
Member since Jul 2014
17637 posts
Posted on 11/24/24 at 7:06 pm to
A few bulbs are loose. Check them all. If they’re LEDs from Walmarks or Home Depot.
Posted by Python
Member since May 2008
6664 posts
Posted on 11/24/24 at 7:13 pm to
They also make a Light Keeper Pro for LEDs. It’s a little more complicated to use, but I have a massive display and I’ve saved thousands of dollars repairing them
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
12710 posts
Posted on 11/24/24 at 7:24 pm to
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They just leave theirs up and turn them one sometimes.


It is only trashy if you used colored lights.

Clear or white would accent the house.
Posted by canyon
MM23
Member since Dec 2003
22196 posts
Posted on 11/24/24 at 7:29 pm to
If one goes out they all go out. Better check every bulb.
Posted by White Bear
probably
Member since Jul 2014
17637 posts
Posted on 11/24/24 at 7:33 pm to
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If one goes out they all go out. Better check every bulb.
. This is true. does not take much of a jolt to knock one loose.
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6974 posts
Posted on 11/24/24 at 8:41 pm to
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I honestly have less trouble with the c7 and c9 lights.


Except that you can’t connect more than 2 strands together without blowing a fuse one week after you put them up, and have to get back up on the roof. Plus they’ll break if you breathe on them too hard.

I still like C9, but this year I’m trying some LED C9 strands. The colors are a little off, but the energy savings plus the cost of replacing several strands each year will probably make it worth it.
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