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things you don't want to hear while having your teeth cleaned

Posted on 7/20/18 at 12:48 pm
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16594 posts
Posted on 7/20/18 at 12:48 pm
The hygienist talking about her grandson being circumcised.
True story.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68603 posts
Posted on 7/20/18 at 12:49 pm to
"Did the instrument cleaner get fixed?"
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8699 posts
Posted on 7/20/18 at 12:50 pm to
quote:

things you don't want to hear while having your teeth cleaned


Pants unzipping
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7881 posts
Posted on 7/20/18 at 12:50 pm to
hygienist: hey doc, why is his zipper down?
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33900 posts
Posted on 7/20/18 at 12:50 pm to
“It’s gonna have to come out”
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179905 posts
Posted on 7/20/18 at 12:50 pm to
"my last patient was telling me about his courageous HIV battle. it was inspiring"
Posted by LSU999
Member since Nov 2012
9262 posts
Posted on 7/20/18 at 12:50 pm to
I always get a young hygenist, so that will never happen to me. The mama may say it one day. I hope not though.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45539 posts
Posted on 7/20/18 at 12:50 pm to
“Looks like you have a little semen stuck in the back of your throat”.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39644 posts
Posted on 7/20/18 at 12:51 pm to
Hygienists are the worst. They never shut up
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31596 posts
Posted on 7/20/18 at 12:53 pm to
I just had mine cleaned the other day and the damned dentist kept coming up to the girl cleaning them and tickling her/flirting with her/etc while her hands in my mouth. First time whatever but it went on and on, stop that shite - at least till her hand is out of my mouth!
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13527 posts
Posted on 7/20/18 at 12:53 pm to
"What dat mouf do"
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60134 posts
Posted on 7/20/18 at 12:54 pm to
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Hygienists are the worst. They never shut up

When you’re intelligent you talk a lot. I bet you probably couldn’t even get into hygienists school much less pass the licensing exam
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31596 posts
Posted on 7/20/18 at 12:54 pm to
Not your best
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141143 posts
Posted on 7/20/18 at 1:04 pm to
Posted by RedFoxx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6825 posts
Posted on 7/20/18 at 1:04 pm to
Posted by JPLIII
Broussard - terd supporter
Member since Jan 2008
22630 posts
Posted on 7/20/18 at 1:05 pm to
The passing of gas
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
39061 posts
Posted on 7/20/18 at 1:08 pm to
Why is there so much hair in your mouth?
Posted by Disgeaux Bob
North Carolina
Member since Sep 2016
2833 posts
Posted on 7/20/18 at 1:10 pm to
Ahhhhhh choo !!
Posted by monkeybutt
Member since Oct 2015
4584 posts
Posted on 7/20/18 at 1:10 pm to
quote:

I just had mine cleaned the other day and the damned dentist kept coming up to the girl cleaning them and tickling her/flirting with her/etc while her hands in my mouth. First time whatever but it went on and on, stop that shite - at least till her hand is out of my mouth!


Posted by Sgt_Lincoln_Osiris
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2014
1179 posts
Posted on 7/20/18 at 1:11 pm to
That my wife and I have the same gag reflex.





She has a different dentist than I do.
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