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re: Things the wife asks you to do that she could’ve done herself
Posted on 10/31/19 at 9:12 am to PrimeTime Money
Posted on 10/31/19 at 9:12 am to PrimeTime Money
Right! Equality for all - except if it’s cold and rainy!
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Posted on 10/31/19 at 9:13 am to PrimeTime Money
this thread only makes it too obvious as to which posters have never been hitched
Posted on 10/31/19 at 9:17 am to TDsngumbo
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Right! Equality for all - except if it’s cold and rainy!
Or a flat tire.
Posted on 10/31/19 at 9:19 am to TDsngumbo
The correct answer is to not do it this time (make up some bull shite excuse). This will piss her off, but act like you don’t care, completely ignore her tantrum, and she’ll spin herself out and move on to something else.
Then, next time the weather is bad like this, move the car without her even asking. With women, they don’t respect you or appreciate you for doing what they ask. If anything, they resent you for it. What makes them happy is when you anticipate their needs and do what they want before they even know what they want and have to tell you. This makes you look confident, decisive, and like a great provider. It hits all the cavewomen brownie point buttons.
Then, next time the weather is bad like this, move the car without her even asking. With women, they don’t respect you or appreciate you for doing what they ask. If anything, they resent you for it. What makes them happy is when you anticipate their needs and do what they want before they even know what they want and have to tell you. This makes you look confident, decisive, and like a great provider. It hits all the cavewomen brownie point buttons.
This post was edited on 10/31/19 at 9:21 am
Posted on 10/31/19 at 9:20 am to TDsngumbo
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TDsngumbo
Posted on 10/31/19 at 9:21 am to TDsngumbo
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the first thing the wife says to me when I wake up this morning was “can you back my car up underneath the carport so I don’t get wet in the cold rain?”.
This begs the question, why wasn't the car under the carport in the first place? If there's room for the car this morning, surely there was room for it there last night.
Posted on 10/31/19 at 9:22 am to TDsngumbo
There are bigger battles to be fought and won . . . suck it up buttercup!
Posted on 10/31/19 at 9:24 am to TDsngumbo
If you were a considerate and loving husband you would have pulled the car under the carport before the rain started yourself. Because you wouldn’t want the love of your life and mother of your beautiful children to get wet.
Posted on 10/31/19 at 9:24 am to xGeauxLSUx
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47° and October?
What kind of riddle is that?
Poor guy has to make bets to get blow jobs.
Posted on 10/31/19 at 9:25 am to TDsngumbo
You should have said “no” if it bothers you this much, pussy
Posted on 10/31/19 at 9:30 am to LNCHBOX
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Poor guy has to make bets to get blow jobs.
Wrong. I didn’t make the bet, she did and I of course agreed knowing I would win.
Posted on 10/31/19 at 9:31 am to TDsngumbo
You done good, Baw. Sometimes there are little things that we are all able to do, but just don't feel like it. It is cool to be able to count on those we love to occasionally step up and accomplish the minutiae.
Plus, she keeps the titties warm.
Plus, she keeps the titties warm.
Posted on 10/31/19 at 9:34 am to LNCHBOX
I've never seen someone shoehorn the word "wife" into so many threads and posts as he does.
I don't think she's real.
I don't think she's real.
Posted on 10/31/19 at 9:35 am to TDsngumbo
Rub this button down here for me
Posted on 10/31/19 at 9:37 am to TDsngumbo
I do shite like this all the time. It’s part of the marriage package. the benefit is I can touch the butt.
This post was edited on 10/31/19 at 9:38 am
Posted on 10/31/19 at 9:39 am to TDsngumbo
she just wants to feel taken care of...thankfully I was able to accomplish this by bringing home enough of a paycheck to buy a house with a garage and stay warm this morning. Take your poor complaints somewhere other than the OT!!!
Posted on 10/31/19 at 9:41 am to dfintlyHmmrd
having a garage is so fricking nice.
Posted on 10/31/19 at 9:49 am to TH03
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Maybe if you spent more time working instead of jerking, you could afford a house with a garage.
This is funny, I feel like I've seen this comment before. There are plenty of homes that are ~400k in older neighborhoods that have carports versus garages. Hell, in New Orleans there are homes that are 700k+ without covered parking
Posted on 10/31/19 at 9:52 am to TDsngumbo
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TDsngumbo
A real man wouldn't even CONSIDER letting his wife go out in the pouring rain and move her car.
You have failed.
Posted on 10/31/19 at 10:22 am to TygerTyger
Please say sike.
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