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re: Things the wife asks you to do that she could’ve done herself

Posted on 10/31/19 at 10:53 am to
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47525 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 10:53 am to
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Things the wife asks you to do that she could’ve done herself


Swallow her boytoy's jiz.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18500 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 11:27 am to
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It's life. If you want sex on the reg, you have to do stupid shite
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
6859 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 11:42 am to
OP - make life easier on yourself.. just do what she asks if possible. Not because you are whipped, but because you married her, your job now, tend to the wife and mother of your kids.

This applies up to and including tasks that involve a trip out to the swamp or the woods requiring a shovel and plastic sheeting. Important term to remember.... spousal privilege!
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 11:43 am to
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This applies up to and including tasks that involve a trip out to the swamp or the woods requiring a shovel and plastic sheeting.


don't forget the duct tape
Posted by Mr Perfect
Member since Mar 2010
17836 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 11:43 am to
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It's life


nope. never ever getting married and dealing with all the bs dude. way to smart for that
Posted by Space Cadet
Member since Sep 2019
446 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 11:44 am to
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way to smart for that


Yeah tiger, you got this!
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 11:45 am to
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Yeah tiger, you got this!


yep, that's what we all thought
Posted by Mr Perfect
Member since Mar 2010
17836 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 11:46 am to
dude. typing to or too on mobile. not going to edit on that
Posted by ccomeaux
LA
Member since Jan 2010
8184 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 11:48 am to
Climate Controlled Garage. Get one.
Posted by Space Cadet
Member since Sep 2019
446 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 11:48 am to
I'm not shitting on your grammar (although it is terrible and you should feel bad about it). I'm shitting on your naivete'. We all thought we'd stay single forever and never get married and we all ended up doing it anyway, most of us multiple times. It just happens.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166420 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 11:48 am to
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Climate Controlled Garage. Get one.



don't cheap out and skip the heated floors neither.
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 11:50 am to
It must have shrunk up, sort of like getting out the pool.
Should have asked her to return the favor.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 11:52 am to
Bold move cotton
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5589 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 11:52 am to
Yeah both of our vehicles were 70 degrees this morning. Quite nice.

But I do go walk down there and load up all of our stuff for the day, the kids stuff, get her a drink and coffee, all ready to go in the car. I do all of this while she gets the kids ready, teamwork makes the dream work.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 11:53 am to
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first thing I did today was go outside in my boxers into the cold, pouring rain
pics?

For Owlfan
Posted by ccomeaux
LA
Member since Jan 2010
8184 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 11:55 am to
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don't cheap out and skip the heated floors neither.



that's correct.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21546 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 11:57 am to
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If you want sex on the reg, you have to do stupid shite


I know for a fact that this is not always true. I do a lot of stupid shite and....
Posted by FulshearTiger
Member since Jul 2015
5276 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 11:57 am to
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How did I sleep? Oh I slept fine, don’t worry about me. Nah, I don’t need coffee yet.


Are you sure he doesnt consider you the wife?
Posted by georgia
445
Member since Jan 2007
9109 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 12:13 pm to
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Indeed, it is just a woman thing.


nah, it's a your wife is a spoiled inconsiderate human that doesn't respect you thing mostly.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30092 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 1:01 pm to
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She has it too good with me and nobody else would put up with her arse today.


its so cute you think that

the very fact you do anything she asks is why she doesnt respect you at all and will go find a real man who doesnt put up with her shite and puts her in check

there is no satisfactory sex/love without respect, and kissing arse all the time isnt respect, its pathetic, and she thinks so too
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