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re: Things that sound great in your head but suck in practice

Posted on 1/6/26 at 11:34 am to
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
10921 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 11:34 am to
quote:

You're supposed to do MFF threesomes, not MFM


why are y'all so sure there was any F involved at all?
Posted by PalletJack
LA by birth, TX by choice
Member since Oct 2024
1066 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 12:28 pm to
Wearing a Hawaiian shirt in public
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
38666 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 12:51 pm to
Telling my wife she’s wrong
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
61832 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 12:57 pm to
Earning my way into Heaven by trusting in my finished work on earth rather than the savior Jesus Christ alone. Sounds real spiritual but it’s just rebranded religion and it’s always focused on me rather than Christ.
Posted by IndianMoundFireworks
Member since Oct 2021
879 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 1:00 pm to
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Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
36078 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

Her: I don’t care. Wherever is fine.
Me: Ok, how about the Asian place we like so much.
Her: No, not there. Co-worker Cindy had Chinese for lunch
Me: uh, ok. How about the Mexican place on Main Street.
Her: No, I’m tired of Mexican.
Me: Ok, you pick them.
Her: I don’t care. Anywhere is fine.
Me: hsjwodidjrjr dishshshshzh


Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49071 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

Picnics
Threesomes
Sex involving any body of water
Getting gas before work


That's a great frickin list.

Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5731 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

Women that squirt


quote:

clean the mats in your car after.

Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
9580 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

Threesomes


uhhh what?
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
9580 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 2:19 pm to
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Her: I don’t care. Wherever is fine.


I solved this YEARS ago


give her 3 options. 1 expensive, 1 middle of road, 1 cheap/casual/bar type place

If you know your S/O, you know when she either doesnt want to dress up or doesnt want the "sports bar" scene on any given night. So, option 2 typically works. Also make sure one is mexican or pizza, as those are two "im not in the mood" type foods.
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
6968 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 2:36 pm to
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Come on rookie, you always have sex on her side of the bed.

Man I'm not talking about a little wet spot on the bed. I'm talking about the porn star fire hose spraying 4ft in the air. Looks cool on video. Horrible mess irl
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
9395 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 3:02 pm to
Axe-throwing bars. The thrill wears off very quickly.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13969 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 3:03 pm to
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Threesomes

Try it with two girls. You might like it better.
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
37873 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 3:13 pm to
Basically I have my commute down to the minute. I don’t like stopping and messing up my ETA
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
93274 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 3:15 pm to
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Frying chicken at home when you can buy it prepared elsewhere.
as long as you have an outdoor burner on your grill, its not bad.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
20081 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 3:58 pm to
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Banging in the shower. It's always been much less fun and more overall work than what I expected


And somebody’s arse is always out of the water getting cold.
Posted by JackDempsey
Lake Charles
Member since May 2023
862 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 4:40 pm to
I am still trying to figure out how anyone thinks rotating your own tires sounds like a great idea.
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
5051 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 5:37 pm to
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Yeah because that's exactly what I want to do right after sex is laundry


Well I’m assuming you’re the man in this dynamic, so that’s not your job.
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
6968 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 6:12 pm to
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Well I’m assuming you’re the man in this dynamic, so that’s not your job.

It's still a pita when the sheets are soaked and you have to take them off the bed and put new sheets on. I can tell some of y'all haven't experienced a heavy squirter. It's disgusting. And it's just piss. Yeah it sounds cool and porn videos show women squirting and it looks awesome like the guy really did something and made her have the best orgasm of her life but the truth is it's nasty and messy.
Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
Member since Nov 2021
4970 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 6:15 pm to
Renting a paddle boat

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