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re: Things that sound great in your head but suck in practice

Posted on 1/6/26 at 7:28 am to
Posted by terriblegreen
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
12292 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 7:28 am to
quote:

Disagree with this one, sex in the lake or a swimming pool is damn good


This is how I know you've never had sex in water.
Posted by Junkyard Hog
Arkansas
Member since Aug 2019
418 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 7:30 am to
Sex on the beach

Sand sucks and gets everywhere!!!
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150315 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 7:33 am to
Spanish town parade
Chinese buffets
Last minute road trips
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
32168 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 7:34 am to
quote:

Asking where we should go out to eat


Her: I don’t care. Wherever is fine.
Me: Ok, how about the Asian place we like so much.
Her: No, not there. Co-worker Cindy had Chinese for lunch
Me: uh, ok. How about the Mexican place on Main Street.
Her: No, I’m tired of Mexican.
Me: Ok, you pick them.
Her: I don’t care. Anywhere is fine.
Me: hsjwodidjrjr dishshshshzh
Posted by Potchafa
Avoyelles
Member since Jul 2016
4449 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 7:41 am to
Me playing my drums. But can't physically do it!
Posted by ClemsonKitten
Member since Aug 2025
914 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 7:41 am to
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Why are threesomes not great in practice? Whales? You went MMF didn’t you….yikes.


Posted by Potchafa
Avoyelles
Member since Jul 2016
4449 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 7:44 am to
quote:


Painting a room.
Rearranging furniture.
Buying a vehicle.


This.........Bought new truck two weeks ago and redoing a room this week.
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
1509 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:12 am to
That last adult beverage (or 2) of the party.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
16647 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:22 am to
Watching a college football game.

I’ll second threesomes…had a couple back in my single days. Always too much going on and typically blasts too early. Prob a lot of inexperience all around.
This post was edited on 1/6/26 at 8:25 am
Posted by sabbertooth
A Distant Planet
Member since Sep 2006
6175 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:28 am to
quote:

Getting a tattoo


I vividly remember my Dads WWII Navy buddies tattoos. Them saggy hula girls didn’t look too hot anymore.
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
3249 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:32 am to
AM Church on Easter Sunday.

We usually do Saturday service. Did Easter morning one year and quickly remembered why we switched to Saturday. Way too many of the Lord’s children for me.
Posted by Crusty
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
2778 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:40 am to
Mardi Gras parades
Cruises
Planting (or worse transplanting) trees or large shrubs.
Posted by Jenious
Member since Apr 2020
978 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:23 am to
quote:

Threesomes


You're supposed to do MFF threesomes, not MFM
Posted by Kingshakabooboo
Member since Nov 2012
1890 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:25 am to
quote:

When are you ever gonna use rice vinegar again?


I use rice vinegar for a number of different Asian dishes.
Posted by TigerBalsagna
tRedStick
Member since Jan 2015
952 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 10:06 am to
Docking
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
33593 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 11:11 am to
quote:

When are you ever gonna use rice vinegar again?
That shite is great on some cut up cucumbers and some Tony’s.
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
6968 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 11:21 am to
quote:

Brah, just do some laundry or clean the mats in your car after.

Yeah because that's exactly what I want to do right after sex is laundry
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70025 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 11:28 am to
quote:

sex in the lake or a swimming pool is damn good


if you don't like the friction when having sex I guess...the friction is what makes sex good
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7337 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 11:29 am to
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Yeah because that's exactly what I want to do right after sex is laundry


Come on rookie, you always have sex on her side of the bed.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
21707 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 11:33 am to
quote:

sex in the lake


Hell no... no woman wants lake water pushed in her body.

My contribution- fireworks.

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