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re: Things on Seinfeld that happened to you.
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:37 pm to LSURussian
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:37 pm to LSURussian
quote:
I've experienced a "close talker." Annoying as hell!
Unfortunately, I work with one. It really is mind boggling how little self-awareness some peeps have.
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Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:53 pm to Ham And Glass
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Girl I liked that had man feet. Her hands were fine. Her feet belonged on an NBA roster
Banged a girl about 20 years ago that I had picked up online. Even in those early days, it was like shooting fish in a barrel. I was peeking though the blinds when she pulled up at my place, and was psyched to see she actually resembled her online pics.
We had both been out drinking with friends earlier that night, so were feeling pretty good at this point. Fast forward. Being preoccupied with her jeans and cleavage, I never noticed her hands - until i reached over and took one of hers. OMFG! To this day, I have no idea how I didn't jerk back in shock and disgust. It literally felt as though Shaq himself was caressing my palms!
Funniest part though, is once we started getting down to business back in my room (with the lights off, of course), I was literally giggling to myself mid stroke thinking what a great story this was going to be Monday at work!
Posted on 2/19/25 at 11:06 pm to KosmoCramer
That looks like a dog with a glove on it’s head.
Posted on 2/19/25 at 11:11 pm to Geekboy
Chickened out. Should have bought the robe and lotions and made new friends.
Posted on 2/19/25 at 11:12 pm to Grinder
I always pick up a chocolate babka when I go to Trader Joe's. Cinnamon is the lesser babka.
Posted on 2/20/25 at 12:07 am to Loup
quote:
I was using the handicapped stall at the Bass Pro in Springfield. A dude in a wheelchair checked the door. When I walked out he was one of those legless veterans with one of the hats with gold braid and shite all over it. I felt pretty bad.
Not sure why but that's the funniest shite I've read in a long while.
Posted on 2/20/25 at 1:15 am to Geekboy
Roommate switch
Car rental reservation
Close talker
Car rental reservation
Close talker
Posted on 2/20/25 at 6:53 am to Geekboy
All on a trip to New York last Fall:
Saw a black-and-white cookie
Stopped at the duty-free shop in JFK
Got caught in traffic at the end of the NYC Marathon
My whole trip was a Seinfeld episode.
Saw a black-and-white cookie
Stopped at the duty-free shop in JFK
Got caught in traffic at the end of the NYC Marathon
My whole trip was a Seinfeld episode.
This post was edited on 2/20/25 at 6:54 am
Posted on 2/20/25 at 7:07 am to AUFANATL
quote:THIS
The scene where Jerry reserves a rental car and they just give it to someone else and he has to explain to the desk agent the concept of holding a reservation
Except at U-Haul/Penske et al.
They can all slow and painful DIAF like “English Patient”.
Posted on 2/20/25 at 7:42 am to Festus
quote:
I meant to clean it up after jerking off on a tractor. quote: OweO Would pay money to watch this.
wtf is wrong with you?
Posted on 2/20/25 at 8:08 am to Geekboy
I had the George wallet.
Posted on 2/20/25 at 9:08 am to Geekboy
Been in a restaurant bathroom when an employee got out of a stall and didn't wash his hands.
Immediately left before my food arrived.
Immediately left before my food arrived.
Posted on 2/20/25 at 9:14 am to Geekboy
I dated a 2face in college. She was hot with proper lighting but in low light conditions she was rough.
I also had someone get mad at me because I got the thank you after deliver something.
I also had someone get mad at me because I got the thank you after deliver something.
Posted on 2/20/25 at 9:23 am to olemc999
I had the George wallet as well...
George: "I need everything in there."
Jerry: "Let's see...one coupon good at any participating Orlando area Exxon station."
It took me a long drive one day to realize my back hurt because I was sitting on the George wallet for several hours. Went to the Ridge style, haven't looked back since.
And, my wife has snatched food out of my hand when walking into the house and gotten the thank you from my kid when it should have been for me.
George: "I need everything in there."
Jerry: "Let's see...one coupon good at any participating Orlando area Exxon station."
It took me a long drive one day to realize my back hurt because I was sitting on the George wallet for several hours. Went to the Ridge style, haven't looked back since.
And, my wife has snatched food out of my hand when walking into the house and gotten the thank you from my kid when it should have been for me.
Posted on 2/20/25 at 9:30 am to Geekboy
My boss once asked me to pluck a chin hair out for her. I told a friend about it and she said it sounded like a Seinfeld episode.
Posted on 2/20/25 at 10:29 am to Geekboy
I've most definitely eaten food resting on the top of the trash (it was in the cylinder but above the rim).
Posted on 2/20/25 at 10:39 am to Geekboy
I have never watched Seinfeld.
ETA: Though I have never had any desire to watch Seinfeld, this isn't Seinfeld hate. I have not watched any form of network TV in years (including subscription services).
If I watch a series, it will be via DVD's that I buy.
ETA: Though I have never had any desire to watch Seinfeld, this isn't Seinfeld hate. I have not watched any form of network TV in years (including subscription services).
If I watch a series, it will be via DVD's that I buy.
This post was edited on 2/20/25 at 3:38 pm
Posted on 2/20/25 at 11:04 am to Geekboy
I had a George moment yesterday. I put a dollar in the tip jar. While paying for my stuff. The lady gave me my change and have me small build likely so i would tip. Then looked at the tip box. But i had already tipped her and she didn't see it.
Total George moment.
Total George moment.
Posted on 2/20/25 at 11:05 am to Geekboy
Once committed to something I would not have but couldn’t quite understand the low talker at the time.
I said ‘Sure, I’d be up for that’ without realizing I had just RSVP’d for a company event that weekend.
I said ‘Sure, I’d be up for that’ without realizing I had just RSVP’d for a company event that weekend.
Posted on 2/20/25 at 11:08 am to Geekboy
Also saw a big fight a couple of months ago with a college aged kid getting beat up bad but didn’t do anything except get myself and family to a safer area.
There were police in area but was one of those big event type situations with law enforcement stretched thin.
There were police in area but was one of those big event type situations with law enforcement stretched thin.
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