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Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:57 am to Geekboy
I fell into a mud puddle wearing the same pants I was bringing to the dry cleaners.
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:58 am to aTmTexas Dillo
All these fools downvoting me is comical… I just never got into it.
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:06 am to Geekboy
I was using the handicapped stall at the Bass Pro in Springfield. A dude in a wheelchair checked the door. When I walked out he was one of those legless veterans with one of the hats with gold braid and shite all over it. I felt pretty bad.
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:06 am to Geekboy
quote:
Things on Seinfeld that happened to you.
I've stopped short.
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:16 am to Geekboy
Timely thread.
I saw a car in Ponchatoula yesterday with an "ASSMAN" license plate.
I saw a car in Ponchatoula yesterday with an "ASSMAN" license plate.
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:16 am to Geekboy
The soup Nazi is real. Turns out, it’s a 40something obese AA female manager at my local Popeyes.
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:22 am to Geekboy
Met a "two face" recently.
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:41 am to Geekboy
I’ve cheated in a race before. Not a foot race but a street race.
Flag man was a friend of mine so I got him to slightly shake his head right before dropping his hands. Got a needed half car off the line.
The top of the muffin is the best.
Flag man was a friend of mine so I got him to slightly shake his head right before dropping his hands. Got a needed half car off the line.
The top of the muffin is the best.
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:44 am to OweO
quote:
I never watched Seinfeld, but I remember all the people who thought everyone who didn't watch it... did so because "they just didn't get it".
Remember when I said you should just stop fricking posting yesterday?
Well this is a prime example of why.
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:48 am to John Casey
I had to switch barbers once. It was awful.
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:49 am to grizzlylongcut
quote:
Remember when I said you should just stop fricking posting yesterday?
Well this is a prime example of why.
Bruh, frick off.
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:51 am to Geekboy
This post was edited on 2/23/25 at 5:05 pm
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:57 am to Geekboy
It has happened a couple of times where the cashier turned away just as I threw money in the tip jar.
Posted on 2/19/25 at 11:06 am to Geekboy
The Smelly Car episode
Some dirty MFer arse-funked my ride around 20 years ago, it truly does cling like death.

Some dirty MFer arse-funked my ride around 20 years ago, it truly does cling like death.
Posted on 2/19/25 at 11:12 am to John Casey

The “The Merv Griffin” episode it was just on locally last night…”Hey, what are you doing with that squirrel?
Hawks and squirrels are mortal enemies you idiot…..aaahhhhhhj.
[ Jim Fowlers Voice]

This post was edited on 2/19/25 at 11:14 am
Posted on 2/19/25 at 11:14 am to Geekboy
One time Elaine told Jerry that she faked an orgasm with him and I'm fairly certain that at least one woman has faked orgasms with me.
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