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re: Things on Seinfeld that happened to you.

Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:53 am to
Posted by Nolalakeview
Member since Feb 2015
1882 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:53 am to
The Dingo ate your baby.
Posted by TigerSprings
Southeast LA
Member since Jan 2019
2286 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:57 am to
I fell into a mud puddle wearing the same pants I was bringing to the dry cleaners.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
213830 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:58 am to
All these fools downvoting me is comical… I just never got into it.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
14387 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:06 am to
I was using the handicapped stall at the Bass Pro in Springfield. A dude in a wheelchair checked the door. When I walked out he was one of those legless veterans with one of the hats with gold braid and shite all over it. I felt pretty bad.
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
14761 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:06 am to
quote:

Things on Seinfeld that happened to you.

I've stopped short.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
22006 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:16 am to
Timely thread.

I saw a car in Ponchatoula yesterday with an "ASSMAN" license plate.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
11601 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:16 am to
The soup Nazi is real. Turns out, it’s a 40something obese AA female manager at my local Popeyes.
Posted by GEAUXLPOST
Member since Sep 2012
1434 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:22 am to
Met a "two face" recently.
Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
14593 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:41 am to
I’ve cheated in a race before. Not a foot race but a street race.

Flag man was a friend of mine so I got him to slightly shake his head right before dropping his hands. Got a needed half car off the line.

The top of the muffin is the best.

Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
12651 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:44 am to
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I never watched Seinfeld, but I remember all the people who thought everyone who didn't watch it... did so because "they just didn't get it".


Remember when I said you should just stop fricking posting yesterday?

Well this is a prime example of why.
Posted by John Casey
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2016
2829 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:44 am to
Posted by jumbo
Franklin
Member since Dec 2011
5007 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:48 am to
I had to switch barbers once. It was awful.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117966 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:49 am to
quote:

Remember when I said you should just stop fricking posting yesterday?

Well this is a prime example of why.




Bruh, frick off.
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
18282 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:51 am to

This post was edited on 2/23/25 at 5:05 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
40774 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:52 am to
It moved.
Posted by nvasil1
Hellinois
Member since Oct 2009
16897 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:57 am to
It has happened a couple of times where the cashier turned away just as I threw money in the tip jar.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102463 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 11:04 am to
Posted by Boomdaddy65201
BoCoMo
Member since Mar 2020
3556 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 11:06 am to
The Smelly Car episode






Some dirty MFer arse-funked my ride around 20 years ago, it truly does cling like death.
Posted by Boomdaddy65201
BoCoMo
Member since Mar 2020
3556 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 11:12 am to


The “The Merv Griffin” episode it was just on locally last night…”Hey, what are you doing with that squirrel?

Hawks and squirrels are mortal enemies you idiot…..aaahhhhhhj.

[ Jim Fowlers Voice]

This post was edited on 2/19/25 at 11:14 am
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
5378 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 11:14 am to
One time Elaine told Jerry that she faked an orgasm with him and I'm fairly certain that at least one woman has faked orgasms with me.
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