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Posted on 8/1/25 at 5:58 pm to Cosmo
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Actually 3 The person that avoids hitting the turtle Moi
A key point on the questionnaire provided to each of my chauffeur applicants.
Posted on 8/1/25 at 6:03 pm to STigers
I’ll avoid hitting wildlife if I can do it safely, but I’ll turn around and come back to squash a cottonmouth.
Posted on 8/1/25 at 6:08 pm to STigers
I just swerve to miss. Not gonna risk getting hit by a car over a turtle
But I love animals id never hurt one intentionally outside of proper hunting
But I love animals id never hurt one intentionally outside of proper hunting
Posted on 8/1/25 at 6:14 pm to STigers
Posted on 8/1/25 at 6:15 pm to STigers
If you swerve to hit any animal on purpose then you’re probably a terrible human being
Posted on 8/1/25 at 6:22 pm to STigers
I endanger my life and others by swerving to miss the turtle, squirrel, bird, snakes, and dogs.
Posted on 8/1/25 at 6:38 pm to STigers
I’m the one who cooks some rice.
Posted on 8/1/25 at 6:40 pm to STigers
I got out one time and moved a turtle. Got a couple honks and waives from people. Felt good.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 8:14 am to STigers
If you’re really skilled you can shoot them off the road if you just catch them on the edge of their shell with your tire. It shoots them off the road beyond the shoulder just like you would shoot a tiddly winks chip and doesn’t harm the turtle. Takes a bit of practice to master the technique though. 
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Posted on 8/2/25 at 8:38 am to STigers
The crunch sound is so satisfying
Posted on 8/2/25 at 8:39 am to STigers
I pee in the shower
Posted on 8/2/25 at 8:43 am to GreenRockTiger
Samsies.
I’ve been known to stop of it’s not a big road and help, though.
I’ve been known to stop of it’s not a big road and help, though.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 8:53 am to STigers
I could never hit them. Instead I get out, then shove a stick of dynamite in the shell, light it and then go back to my vehicle to enjoy the show
Posted on 8/2/25 at 9:28 am to STigers
I don't go out of my way to help or hurt the turtle. The turtle made his decision. I'm just the tornado.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 9:29 am to STigers
I avoid hitting the turtle.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 9:33 am to GreenRockTiger
quote:
swerve to miss
I tore an airdam off of a nice car doing that years ago...
I still swerve today, but I drive better now.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 9:35 am to STigers
I’m the dude who slams on the brakes on I-10 to get that snapping turtle crossing the road.
Then I throw him into the back of the truck and tie his legs down so he won’t climb out the back while I’m heading home.
And then sauce piquant.
Then I throw him into the back of the truck and tie his legs down so he won’t climb out the back while I’m heading home.
And then sauce piquant.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 9:42 am to STigers
quote:
There are two kinds of people in this world
1) People who like Neil Diamond
2) People who love Neil Diamond
Posted on 8/2/25 at 9:43 am to Chucktown_Badger
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