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re: There are over 30 Asian massage parlors within 20 mins of me.

Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:24 pm to
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
54724 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:24 pm to
Pro tip - look for sports massage and it will be legit and not a sipping tea spa situation
Posted by FutureCorridor49
US 90
Member since May 2023
588 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:25 pm to
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Nothing says “I’m doing well in life” like receiving an unenthusiastic hand-job


Who said anything about unenthusiastic
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37453 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:26 pm to
That's what I'm talking about. I'm not paying 60 bucks for a dainty handjob by some young chick that's too busy imagining her, as yet, unshattered dreams of a better life after handy's to give full effort. Give me the old battered workhorse whose only mission in life is to get 'em up, get 'em off, and get 'em out.
Posted by toratiger
susukino
Member since Aug 2008
3347 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:32 pm to
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There are over 30 Asian massage parlors within 20 mins of me.



30? you are lucky. I only have 28 within 20 miles. 3 more to go to complete the cycle.
Posted by Sunnyvale
Member since Feb 2024
2256 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:39 pm to
Where are you . Located just curious?
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
27339 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:39 pm to
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One is walking distance from my place.

Walking may be the best practice. I would be concerned about cops photographing license plates.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71250 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:49 pm to
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There are over 30 Asian massage parlors within 20 mins of me.

quote:

I've never gone to one

I'm surprised you can even get in your front door without getting your dick sucked.
Posted by West Palm Tiger561
Palm Beach County
Member since Dec 2018
1730 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:51 pm to
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Where are you . Located just curious?


username
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
53298 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:52 pm to
Excuse me, but the young lady on the right is not too bad.
Posted by ThuperThumpin
Member since Dec 2013
9005 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:52 pm to
Was actually pissed when I realized what the place was as my neck and back were really killing me. Booked online.....smack in the middle of BR not next to.anyrhing sketchy at all.
Posted by Artificial Ignorance
Member since Feb 2025
1424 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:54 pm to
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if I did I'd ask for the oldest lady they have. 30 or 40 years of beating dicks for 50 hours a week? Has to be incredible.


Tommy John’s.
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21477 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:54 pm to
Best ones are where the money is.....Medical District and Business District. They keep their best girls there. Avoid table showers unless your want rashes for the rest of your life. You'll never nut harder until you get a finger jambed up your prostate.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153870 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:57 pm to
quote:

quote:

Where are you . Located just curious?

username
West Palm Springs?

Ever see any of the old Rat Pack around town?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42718 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 5:07 pm to
There’s a stretch of Jefferson Hwy between Airline and I12 that has, I believe, per capita, the largest concentration of shady massage places in North America.
Posted by Lake08
Member since Jun 2023
2778 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 5:14 pm to
Why you wasting time on these boards?? I thought you were a true baw????
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13383 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 5:17 pm to
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Pro tip

Sounds like the name of a massage parlor
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
18990 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 5:21 pm to
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That's pretty much what happens every time you rub one out for maintenance purposes.

At my age, it's just a function check.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
44709 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 5:35 pm to
Rubmap
Posted by Sunnyvale
Member since Feb 2024
2256 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 5:37 pm to
Might be time to start looking at apartments for rent down in West Palm
Posted by West Palm Tiger561
Palm Beach County
Member since Dec 2018
1730 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 6:03 pm to
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Rubmap


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