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re: There apparently is some kind of sersious national security threat right now -

Posted on 2/14/24 at 1:27 pm to
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
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Posted on 2/14/24 at 1:27 pm to
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Well, which one is it?


It’s Thursday in Guam, baw
Posted by Gifman
by the mountains
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Posted on 2/14/24 at 1:27 pm to
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Reporters on X claiming it has to do with the Russians and space



Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 2/14/24 at 1:29 pm to
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Reporters on X claiming it has to do with the Russians and space


Yep, this is what I'm seeing too.

To those saying it's a Dem thing, the warning was put out by Republican Mike Turner. There's bipartisan input that it seems to be something serious.

Wasn't the plot to GoldenEye something about a Russian space laser?
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
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Posted on 2/14/24 at 1:31 pm to
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Wasn't the plot to GoldenEye something about a Russian space laser?


Don’t forget about the sexy, yet crazy Russian chick that would choke you out with her thighs while you’re giving her a go.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124403 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 1:31 pm to
I'm sure it's "white supremacy" again
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
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Posted on 2/14/24 at 1:32 pm to
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
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Posted on 2/14/24 at 1:32 pm to
The Russians leaked our dick pics to space before we could send them ourselves. Dammit
Posted by 610man
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
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Posted on 2/14/24 at 1:38 pm to
Don't drop that shite
Posted by Sheep
Neither here nor there
Member since Jun 2007
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Posted on 2/14/24 at 1:41 pm to
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It’s Thursday in Guam, baw


Technically correct is the best kind of correct
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 2/14/24 at 1:42 pm to
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It’s Thursday in Guam, baw


Guam tipped over and sank due to overpopulation.
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
931 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 1:43 pm to
Whatever it is, it certainly will necessitate mail-in ballots for the upcoming election...
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54506 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 1:44 pm to
The most obvious, and least likely to be of concern to these people, is the wide open southern border.

We have no idea who is coming into our country on a daily basis. Zero. If that isn't as national security threat, I don't know what is. Alas, they don't give a shite.
Posted by VolSquatch
First Coast
Member since Sep 2023
2020 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 1:44 pm to
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Reporters on X claiming it has to do with the Russians and space



Last week: Ukraine can beat Russia

This week: Russia has the Death Star
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 2/14/24 at 1:47 pm to
Putin is a grave threat, bozo. First Ukraine then what, New Iberia?
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 2/14/24 at 1:47 pm to
The jooz are involved somehow.
Posted by Mstate
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 2/14/24 at 1:48 pm to
Aliens are here. Everyone get ready!
Posted by Cs
Member since Aug 2008
10474 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 1:49 pm to
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Two sources familiar with deliberations on Capitol Hill said the intelligence has to do with the Russians wanting to put a nuclear weapon into space.


LINK
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54506 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 1:51 pm to
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Aliens are here. Everyone get ready!

And by "get ready" we mean get your fricking cameras and phones in order. Get you some lens cleaner and a microfiber cloth and wipe them down. Get rid of the grubby finger prints and dust. Don't worry about that potato you normally use for ET photography, throw that shite in the creek. We want good, well framed, HD quality, alien pics. We can do it this time, I know it!
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59689 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 1:54 pm to
Just fear mongering
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 2/14/24 at 1:55 pm to
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Two sources familiar with deliberations on Capitol Hill said the intelligence has to do with the Russians wanting to put a nuclear weapon into space.
They need to get out of the Cold War.

The USSR and Russia already have them, as do we.

They need to come up with a lie that actually means something.
This post was edited on 2/14/24 at 1:57 pm
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