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MsBhamTiger
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deep south.
Member since Mar 2020
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The worst meal your significant other has cooked for you
Thankfully my husband and I are both pretty good cooks now (we really enjoy it) but it took years of trial and error. To make this fair, I’ll make fun of myself: I think the worst thing I ever cooked while we were dating was frozen solid chicken breasts that I threw straight into a skillet until it was cooked through. I can’t think of anything worse...


Stud Bud
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MS But travel all over the country
Member since Sep 2015
6631 posts

re: The worst meal your significant other has cooked for you
There’s not enough space in one post to list the meals.

But the number 1 would be meatloaf. Just horrible


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soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
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re: The worst meal your significant other has cooked for you
Speaking of something distasteful, have you told your husband about all of us yet?


KemoSabe65
Member since Mar 2018
3203 posts

re: The worst meal your significant other has cooked for you
Wife used table spoon measure instead of tea spoon on a banana nut bread. Shite foamed in my mout.


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MsBhamTiger
LSU Fan
deep south.
Member since Mar 2020
213 posts

re: The worst meal your significant other has cooked for you
quote:

Speaking of something distasteful, have you told your husband about all of us yet?


Only a few of you.


Hulkklogan
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
40319 posts

re: The worst meal your significant other has cooked for you
Instead of telling on my wife I'll tell on myself.

3rd date, I invited her over. Tried to cook some fancy version of chicken breast and a lemon/mushroom sauce. Sauce was great, but I was nervous and started cooking the chicken too early. I thought "oh I'll just leave it in the oven at a really low temp to keep it warm" and overcooked the piss out of the chicken . She must've really liked me to keep on going on dates after that terrible chicken.

Im generally a decent cook and do most of the cooking in our house.
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Gorilla Ball
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Member since Feb 2006
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re: The worst meal your significant other has cooked for you
Seriously I don’t recall my wife ever cooking a bad meal- ever. She’s a great cook.


Gaston
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Member since Aug 2008
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tap011
New Orleans Saints Fan
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2013
617 posts

re: The worst meal your significant other has cooked for you
Not really a meal, but when I was dating my now wife in college she made me a sandwich. I bit into and couldn’t bite through it. I got to looking at it and the cheese still had the plastic on it....


Duckhammer_77
Member since Nov 2016
1730 posts

re: The worst meal your significant other has cooked for you
Past girlfriend made "dinner" one night which was ham steaks boiled in milk with salt & pepper. just...WTF.

She also washed a new pair of pants after I clearly told her all my shite is dry cleaned except boxers, socks, and t shirts. She had to go.


Rize
Texas Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2011
10475 posts

re: The worst meal your significant other has cooked for you
Mine just doesn’t cook. I’d bitch if she didn’t make so much fricking money
This post was edited on 9/21 at 9:35 pm


ezride25
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They call me ez
Member since Nov 2008
19346 posts

re: The worst meal your significant other has cooked for you
gumbo from the lunch thray ftw


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Saint Alfonzo
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Member since Jan 2019
8092 posts

re: The worst meal your significant other has cooked for you
My wife is an excellent cook. Probably the worst thing she's made was some mac and cheese that was severely lacking in the cheese department. Dry arse mac and cheese is not the business. Worst part about it was this was a Thanksgiving dish and her brother gave her shite about it for years at family gatherings.
This post was edited on 9/22 at 11:26 am


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drdoct
LSU Fan
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2015
1405 posts

re: The worst meal your significant other has cooked for you
She tried to pass some sort of tofu or vegan hotdog on us once. I was suspicious when she wanted to plate them for us with our fixings already on them. It took one look and me and my 2 boys were like wtf?!? is this?!?

Oh also one time tried to pass off 'Apple pie' on us which was made with zucchini. No thanks.


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White Bear
USA Fan
NWLA
Member since Jul 2014
6614 posts

re: The worst meal your significant other has cooked for you
Mines a pretty good cook, follows recipes to a T, loves pasta, macaroni and shite but I could do without pasta, noodles and shite from now on.


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Duckhammer_77
Member since Nov 2016
1730 posts

re: The worst meal your significant other has cooked for you
My wife is a great cook. She watches that pioneer woman and Trisha Yearwood cooking shows and then makes what they have on the show. Been pretty good.


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Gorilla Ball
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re: The worst meal your significant other has cooked for you
Goodness


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fallguy_1978
LSU Fan
Half mile from St George
Member since Feb 2018
29524 posts

re: The worst meal your significant other has cooked for you
My wife is a good Southern style/soul food type of cook. She can't bake worth a shite though. When she decides to make a cake or something like that, I just wait to hear her throw it in the trash and ask me to go buy one.


MsBhamTiger
LSU Fan
deep south.
Member since Mar 2020
213 posts

re: The worst meal your significant other has cooked for you
When I was dating my husband I didn’t have any canola oil for a brownie mix and sub it with olive oil. He was a little confused by the flavor of the brownies until I fessed up.


The Third Leg
Iowa Fan
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
6406 posts

re: The worst meal your significant other has cooked for you
My wife is an awful cook by choice. She does everything so bad that I don’t even ask her to help any longer. She can make bacon and eggs with pancakes though.

I’ve never cooked anything that was so bad it was memorable in adulthood.


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