The worst meal your significant other has cooked for you

There’s not enough space in one post to list the meals.

But the number 1 would be meatloaf. Just horrible

Wife used table spoon measure instead of tea spoon on a banana nut bread. Shite foamed in my mout.

Instead of telling on my wife I'll tell on myself.

3rd date, I invited her over. Tried to cook some fancy version of chicken breast and a lemon/mushroom sauce. Sauce was great, but I was nervous and started cooking the chicken too early. I thought "oh I'll just leave it in the oven at a really low temp to keep it warm" and overcooked the piss out of the chicken . She must've really liked me to keep on going on dates after that terrible chicken.

Im generally a decent cook and do most of the cooking in our house.

Past girlfriend made "dinner" one night which was ham steaks boiled in milk with salt & pepper. just...WTF.

She also washed a new pair of pants after I clearly told her all my shite is dry cleaned except boxers, socks, and t shirts. She had to go.

Mine just doesn’t cook. I’d bitch if she didn’t make so much fricking money

My wife is an excellent cook. Probably the worst thing she's made was some mac and cheese that was severely lacking in the cheese department. Dry arse mac and cheese is not the business. Worst part about it was this was a Thanksgiving dish and her brother gave her shite about it for years at family gatherings.

Mines a pretty good cook, follows recipes to a T, loves pasta, macaroni and shite but I could do without pasta, noodles and shite from now on.

Goodness

When I was dating my husband I didn’t have any canola oil for a brownie mix and sub it with olive oil. He was a little confused by the flavor of the brownies until I fessed up.