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The wife sent me to Costco this morning

Posted on 4/6/20 at 9:24 am
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
4969 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 9:24 am
Line wrapped all the way around the block. I better at least get a Blow job out of this.
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
11170 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 9:25 am to
I already did, I guess she's up for one more when you get back...
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
25178 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 9:25 am to
you ain't getting shite but the corona baw
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9615 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 9:25 am to
Try a different store
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
20099 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 9:25 am to
How many people are they letting in the store at one time?
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36366 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 9:25 am to
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24830 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 9:26 am to
Order what you want and have it delivered via instacart.
Posted by usc6158
Member since Feb 2008
35302 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 9:27 am to
Congrats on the Rona
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
4969 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 9:28 am to
Not sure. I’m in a different area code from the entrance.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
65419 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 9:29 am to
quote:

Line wrapped all the way around the block. I better at least get a Blow job out of this.
You want a BJ in the Costco waiting line from a stranger?


Posted by lsu xman
Member since Oct 2006
15507 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 9:30 am to
Pics??
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 9:30 am to
Pick me up a 90 roll pack of arse wipe
Posted by Taxing Authority
Houston
Member since Feb 2010
57011 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 9:31 am to
If they're passing out BJs, no wonder there's a line.
Posted by UltimaParadox
Huntsville
Member since Nov 2008
40816 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 9:31 am to
Should have went to BJs instead?

Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41477 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 9:35 am to
quote:

better at least get a Blow job out of this.

You won’t.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 9:37 am to
Your wife sent you to Costco so Jodie could play hide the salami with her.
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 9:40 am to
Well my wife and I went to Walmart this morning, early, maybe ten customer cars, plenty workers. No one waiting in line to get in. Get to the entrance, lady at the door said we couldn’t go in because we were in the same vehicle. Allowing only one person per vehicle. I said I’ll wait till the next person comes out. Told her my wife was shopping for her parents, I was shopping for us. She said it didn’t matter only one person per vehicle.

I think she misunderstood her instructions. Went to the IGA down the road. No issues.
I understand the safety aspect of everything going on but one person per vehicle?
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
14956 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 9:47 am to
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I think she misunderstood her instructions.


Give some people a little authority over others and they push it to the limit. Stupid rule applied by an even stupider person who probably didn't understand what was said to her in the first place.
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
20099 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 9:48 am to
quote:

understand the safety aspect of everything going on but one person per vehicle?


I guess if they are limiting the number of people in the store, they want to maximize the number of shoppers and eliminate duplicate numbers of people who are just taking spots away from other shoppers.

That’s my guess.
This post was edited on 4/6/20 at 9:57 am
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17066 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 9:49 am to
You got a Corona Job instead.

So far, fewer women complaining about giving their man a Corona Job.
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