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re: The wife sent me to Costco this morning

Posted on 4/6/20 at 9:56 am to
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10758 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 9:56 am to
I have instituted my no standing in line anywhere ever policy. Tried to go to Big Lots and Wal Mart this weekend and frick that.

If I can't get anything I need from Dollar General (no line policy YET), Breaux Mart, Rouses or Langensteins then In don't
fricking need it.

#sooverthis
Posted by ashy larry
Marcy Projects
Member since Mar 2010
5582 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 9:58 am to
quote:

The wife sent me to Costco this morning


I've found it's best to go about an hour or two after they open if you want to avoid the crowd.
Posted by CP3LSU25
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2009
52570 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 9:58 am to
We see who wears the pants in the family soy boy
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8462 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 10:05 am to
Jody says TTFYS
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
35543 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 10:06 am to
Instacart brah
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39271 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 10:06 am to
You need to get that up front bro. Art of the deal and shite
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40388 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 10:14 am to
quote:

The wife sent me to Costco this morning


I have been to Costco at least 4 x in last 3 weeks.

I am more likely to contract COVID-19 than to get a BJ from my wife.
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 10:15 am to
Told her my wife was shopping for her parents, I was shopping for us.

We were making two different grocery bills.
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58631 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 10:20 am to
i went to costco 3 times last week and was in and out in 15 mins each time.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99045 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 10:23 am to
I don’t understand why people are standing in line to get into places when there are plenty of stores without these idiotic rules.
Posted by loopback
Member since Jul 2011
5020 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 10:27 am to
quote:

I understand the safety aspect of everything going on but one person per vehicle?
quote:

Told her my wife was shopping for her parents, I was shopping for us.


One can't shop for both? If you can't understand why they only allow one person per vehicle then you don't understand the reasons for all the restrictions. Lets be real, in 99.9% of cases, there is no reason for more than one person to shop. I see whole families out shopping together and it drives me nuts. Leave the family at home and send ONE adult to the store.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 10:30 am to
quote:

wife sent me to Costco this morning


quote:

better at least get a Blow job out of this.


Your wife sent you to Costco to get a blow job and the line is wrapped around the block?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 10:33 am to
quote:

went to costco 3 times last week


Why though?
Posted by CBLSU316
Far Right of Left
Member since Jun 2008
11436 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 10:40 am to
I went on Friday, there as no line but I was one of the few people without a mask. Check out area was a bit chaotic.

No BJ was had for my sacrifice.
Posted by Drank
Member since Jun 1864
Member since Dec 2012
12345 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 10:45 am to
quote:

better at least get a Blow job out of this.


Samples at the endcap near the paper towels
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
26144 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 11:22 am to
Why, your curve has already peaked and you are on the down hill side.

Just go to a normal grocery store.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 11:29 am to
quote:

The wife sent me to Costco this morning
Line wrapped all the way around the block. I better at least get a Blow job out of this.



You dumbass! That's not how you do it. You get the BJ first! Then you get a nap, and she can go to the damn Costco!
This post was edited on 4/6/20 at 11:30 am
Posted by Anaximander
3524 Third St New Orleans, LA
Member since Jun 2018
3412 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 11:34 am to
The line at Costco seems long but they have tape markings to keep people 6 feet apart. The line moves quickly and there is no wait to check out.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
37487 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 11:40 am to
quote:

Told her my wife was shopping for her parents, I was shopping for us.

We were making two different grocery bills.
What's to stop every person from saying this same thing when they want to go into the store with their spouse?
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25428 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 11:42 am to
What location are you at? Supplies are holding up for the moment, but eventually we're going to have to go out again.
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