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re: The time Louisiana tried to fill its swamps with Hippos....
Posted on 1/24/26 at 4:47 am to Cell of Awareness
Posted on 1/24/26 at 4:47 am to Cell of Awareness
Uh...Nope.
Beside being one of the most dangerous animals in the world they average 2.5 tons in weight and spend most of their existence submerged a foot or two under the water's surface.
I guess Hippos in Louisiana would be a good thing if you own a boat, motor & prop repair shop.
Beside being one of the most dangerous animals in the world they average 2.5 tons in weight and spend most of their existence submerged a foot or two under the water's surface.
I guess Hippos in Louisiana would be a good thing if you own a boat, motor & prop repair shop.
Posted on 1/24/26 at 6:10 am to alphaandomega
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Hippos kill more people than any other animal on earth
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That would be the mosquito
So #1 mosquitos are not animals.
#2 mosquitos aren’t from earth they’re from Hell
Posted on 1/24/26 at 6:13 am to Rebbedup
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now they are out of control and screwing up the ecosystem?
How hard us it to shoot a hippo
Posted on 1/24/26 at 6:29 am to Cell of Awareness
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Hippos
Goofy looking, but full of rage
Rhino - terrifying appearance but docile (so I have heard...or is that herd?)
Posted on 1/24/26 at 8:45 am to alphaandomega
quote:and it’s not close
That would be the mosquito.
Posted on 1/24/26 at 8:52 am to Havoc
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I’ll bet elephants are around humans a lot more, skewing the results against them.
One interesting fact regarding elephants is related to the fact that about 1/3 of those deaths happened on the Island of Sri Lanka where expanding populations put humans in conflict with elephants much more often.
Posted on 1/24/26 at 8:57 am to Hot Carl
They kill more people than any other mammal. Mosquitoes, snakes and crocodiles kill way more.
Posted on 1/24/26 at 9:01 am to ATrillionaire
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I'm more saddened by all your upvotes. You have a super computer in your pocket.
While you are correct that they aren’t the most dangerous animal in the world they are extremely dangerous and territorial as anyone who has been on safari in Africa knows and would be a terrible thing to add to the bayous of S LA or the gulf coast.
Posted on 1/24/26 at 9:20 am to Cell of Awareness
would they eat water hyacinth and salvinia? and leave lillies alone?
Posted on 1/24/26 at 9:22 am to Cell of Awareness
What are y’all on about? That would have been a great idea. Imagine, hippos v gators
Posted on 1/24/26 at 9:33 am to tide06
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While you are correct that they aren’t the most dangerous animal in the world they are extremely dangerous and territorial as anyone who has been on safari in Africa knows and would be a terrible thing to add to the bayous of S LA or the gulf coast.
I agree.
Posted on 1/24/26 at 9:54 am to DownshiftAndFloorIt
First you make the roux.
Posted on 1/24/26 at 11:17 am to OweO
We used to swim in the Spillway. He gators keep their distance. You can even grab the little ones.
I had a pet gator until my parents made me get rid of it after it got bigger.
If you feed them they are pretty docile. I still would tape its mouth when i brought it places.
It only got to 4 feet so it was very young.
I had a pet gator until my parents made me get rid of it after it got bigger.
If you feed them they are pretty docile. I still would tape its mouth when i brought it places.
It only got to 4 feet so it was very young.
Posted on 1/24/26 at 1:05 pm to Napoleon
Gators start getting territorial and ornery when they get around 6’ long. Before that, they’re basically just big scaley lazy dogs.
Posted on 1/24/26 at 1:54 pm to Hot Carl
I bet they make fine gumbo!
Posted on 1/24/26 at 2:16 pm to Burt Reynolds
Your wife still there..
Posted on 1/24/26 at 2:57 pm to Hot Carl
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but mosquitos carry diseases that kill people, they technically aren’t the ones doing the “killing.”
Here we go.
“Snakes carry venom that kill people, they technically aren’t the ones doing the killing”
That’s how you sound.
It’s not splitting hairs. It’s mosquitoes, and it’s not even close.
Posted on 1/24/26 at 5:13 pm to Cell of Awareness
There was one in Cross Lake in Shreveport. Dude got it from a train carnival as a baby. It got bigger and less cute.
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