- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
The Onion: Hardee's introduces shame curtains for customers to eat behind
Posted on 3/12/19 at 8:02 pm
Posted on 3/12/19 at 8:02 pm
quote:
In response to extensive market research, fast food chain Hardee’s announced plans Tuesday to equip every table at its restaurants with its all-new “Shame Curtains,” large, dark drapes behind which menu items can be consumed in complete privacy. “We asked customers what we could do to improve their dining experience, and they said nothing would be better than finding a way to prevent them from making humiliating public spectacles of themselves as they enjoy Hardee’s classics like our two-thirds pound Monster Thickburger,”
quote:
Pending the success of the curtains, Hardee’s may experiment with subterranean tunnels that allow its restaurants to be entered from across the street.
LINK
Another good Onion article that should be true.
11
Posted on 3/12/19 at 8:02 pm to East Coast Band
I can't differentiate the onion from real news today
Posted on 3/12/19 at 8:03 pm to East Coast Band
There's a roast beef curtains joke in here somewhere.
Posted on 3/12/19 at 8:03 pm to East Coast Band
I would actually use that. I order too much when I go there.
Posted on 3/12/19 at 8:05 pm to East Coast Band
My mind immediately went to this...
Posted on 3/12/19 at 8:07 pm to DustyDinkleman
quote:
This post was edited on 3/12/19 at 8:08 pm
Posted on 3/12/19 at 8:08 pm to East Coast Band
Don’t know how the nutritional info compares now, but around 10 years ago Hardee’s/Carl’s Jr. were at the top of the charts for calories among the fast food chains. Even if I was eating fast food at the time, I avoided Hardee’s.
Posted on 3/12/19 at 8:14 pm to TheHarahanian
quote:
Even if I was eating fast food at the time, I avoided Hardee’s.
sorry you're fat. i'm active enough to enjoy the awesomeness found in their double thick burgers. first fast food place to switch to black angus burgers. their breakfast is fire af too.
Posted on 3/12/19 at 8:16 pm to MoarKilometers
Hardee's is awesome
Posted on 3/12/19 at 8:16 pm to East Coast Band
Hardee's fried porkchop and gravy biscuit is fricking delicious.
Posted on 3/12/19 at 8:20 pm to East Coast Band
If there is a single reason to be on FB it's to read the comments on Onion stories. Their web catches so many unwitting victims it's not funny. The Onion is so funny.
Posted on 3/12/19 at 8:28 pm to East Coast Band
Hardee’s is pretty frickin good. It’s a shame I almost never go there
Posted on 3/12/19 at 8:31 pm to Pelican fan99
quote:
Hardee’s is pretty frickin good. It’s a shame I almost never go there
Every Hardee's across the South has a contingent of old, mean-arse baws who meet every morning.
If you care to learn a thing or two, sit in earshot of their shite shooting,
Posted on 3/12/19 at 9:23 pm to HempHead
quote:
Every Hardee's across the South has a contingent of old, mean-arse baws who meet every morning.
If you care to learn a thing or two, sit in earshot of their shite shooting
No thanx
Posted on 3/12/19 at 9:27 pm to sgallo3
I love Hardee’s.
Posted on 3/12/19 at 9:30 pm to Tigerbait357
I knew Hope Solo would make an appearance.
Posted on 3/12/19 at 9:32 pm to HempHead
quote:Carls Jr needs to serve this.
Hardee's fried porkchop and gravy biscuit is fricking delicious.
Posted on 3/12/19 at 10:51 pm to East Coast Band
Hardee’s has the best breakfast in the fast food game. No shame in eating there.
Posted on 3/12/19 at 10:54 pm to East Coast Band
These are actually real things in middle eastern countries in places that are allowed to sell pork.
Posted on 3/12/19 at 11:53 pm to Tigerbait357
Page 1 of 2
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News