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Oates Mustache
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The Library of Congress let Lizzo play a Crystal Flute Owned by James Madison

while twerking...what a time to be alive

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Lizzo played a short and sweet reverberating note before pulling back and looking at the flute in amazement. She then played another trill while twerking to the adoring audience’s applause.

She held the flute over her head like a trophy before returning it the handlers and jogging back over to her microphone.

“B**ch, I just twerked and played James Madison’s crystal flute from the 1800s. We just made history tonight,” Lizzo declared.


carrguitar
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But she declined when offered a flute glass of Slim Quick.


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teke184
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Thar she blows!


Would that be considered a triple entendre?


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greasyPorkchop
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I'm outraged?


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transcend
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Flutes were made to be played


Northshoretiger87
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And, this will be the last person to play it, unless someone wants Herpes.


back9Tiger
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What a disgusting mound of grossness, inside and out.


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HenryParsons
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quote:

“B**ch, I just twerked and played James Madison’s crystal flute from the 1800s. We just made history tonight,” Lizzo declared.




pbro62
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Did she eat it?


ProjectP2294
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There are people obsessed with degrading and destroying everything that came before. They insist on telling us that ugly is beautiful. This is just another example.

That walking blob of cholesterol is a symptom of the cultural rot being pushed on us right now.


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Oates Mustache
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Did she eat it?


Yeah, she thought it was a Krystal Burger.


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SportsGuyNOLA
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Bring back Trump.


Now.


TexasTiger08
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James Madison was probably racist. That makes Lizzo racist.


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Splackavellie
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DirtyDawg
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It really looks like she could eat up blockers in the run game.


How does she perform in the trenches?


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Ronaldo Burgundiaz
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The humiliation is the point.


You never think you’ll live to see America get to its "Caligula name his horse a senator" moment but we are almost there.


Loup
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To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.


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SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
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She also ate 3 boxes of Dolly Madison’s Zinger snack cakes before the show.

This post was edited on 9/29 at 2:31 pm


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CaptainsWafer
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Ok


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SlimTigerSlap
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Bring back Trump.


Presumably not because of fat


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