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re: The dark side of having kids

Posted on 3/4/26 at 6:58 am to
Posted by In The Know
City of St George, La
Member since Jan 2005
6659 posts
Posted on 3/4/26 at 6:58 am to
You call that the dark side of having kids? Brother, you ain’t seen nothing yet.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
20058 posts
Posted on 3/4/26 at 7:04 am to
Your building resistance to common bugs. They make you stronger.

Don’t be a pussy.
Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
Member since Nov 2008
17062 posts
Posted on 3/4/26 at 7:06 am to
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I’ve had two in the last 6 months.




Daycare is a cesspool
Posted by Hightower
Member since Oct 2015
143 posts
Posted on 3/4/26 at 7:14 am to
You will get immune to it
Posted by TheosDeddy
Member since May 2024
1450 posts
Posted on 3/4/26 at 7:33 am to
Stfu

Be a man, bet you have soft hands
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
44404 posts
Posted on 3/4/26 at 7:35 am to
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Daycare is a cesspool


Always wondered why the military didn’t open warfare labs at daycares. Everyone was sick all the time.
Posted by RedlandsTiger
Greenwell Springs, LA
Member since Jan 2008
3190 posts
Posted on 3/4/26 at 7:41 am to
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Grandkids are better

Just sayin’


Grand kids, 'rent-a-kid'. They're great, you can just give them back when your through!
Posted by Jameson2954
Member since Mar 2022
866 posts
Posted on 3/4/26 at 7:44 am to
I’d throw up everyday if that meant keeping my kids. Pussy.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
55405 posts
Posted on 3/4/26 at 7:46 am to
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If you go a month without saying frick them kids at least once then you are an absentee parent

This is true, but I have four kids and thirteen grandkids (so far) and my gosh they have been a lot of fun. Decompressing right now from a sleepover the night before last - almost two year old and a just turned three year old, and both wild boys.
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
39135 posts
Posted on 3/4/26 at 7:50 am to
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I’d throw up everyday if that meant keeping my kids. Pussy.


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Let me start this by saying I love my 2 daughters and wouldn’t trade them for anything.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86139 posts
Posted on 3/4/26 at 7:53 am to
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If you want to avoid getting sick, stop eating after or sharing anything with your kids.


unfortunately I have to share air space with my kids

I try not to, but they follow me around for some reason

Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150260 posts
Posted on 3/4/26 at 8:01 am to
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Just wait until you catch hand foot & mouth disease. Good times, I’ve heard.
didn’t think adults catch this. My knuckleheads have brought it home from daycare a couple times
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
39135 posts
Posted on 3/4/26 at 8:14 am to
I caught it the week after I graduated high school. Best I could tell a parent brought their kid that had it into a store I worked at and he passed it to me. shite was not fun.
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
42342 posts
Posted on 3/4/26 at 8:30 am to
The silver lining there is if they are getting cooties and the rhea from other kids, it'll give everyone involved stronger immune systems.

My kids constantly got sinus infections during their infant years. since they've been in regular elementary and high school, they hardly ever get sick.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
77084 posts
Posted on 3/4/26 at 8:31 am to
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Wash your hands.
Im sure that will help after my kid sneezed in my face
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
59193 posts
Posted on 3/4/26 at 8:31 am to
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At least they’re girls which means they’re safe from the former Deridder mayor.


Posted by tigersbb
Member since Oct 2012
12937 posts
Posted on 3/4/26 at 8:36 am to
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The dark side of having kids


You are the luckiest man in the world . Instead of making callous comments like this just appreciate those gifts you were given. Anyone who thinks this is a cute comment shame on you , too.
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
13472 posts
Posted on 3/4/26 at 8:56 am to
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We start having our two year old daughter be around more kids and I’ve had two in the last 6 months. Spent last night unleashing an unholy nuclear warfare on my toilet from both ends a couple days after the aforementioned daughter threw up twice.


Wait until you have multiple. It is lots of fun. Youngest comes home with a fever, ends up throwing up multiple times. Trying to keep Tylenol or Motrin down, trying Pedialyte, and since kids are so dang tough, he shakes it off in about 12 hours, and now has an endless appetite and endless energy. Then the next afternoon my middle child starts aching and feeling bad. More throwing up. My oldest is in high school so not around her brothers all that much, but then my wife and I both start feeling a little weak. One sickness ends up hitting everyone in stages and when one is better the next one is up. 10 days of someone in the house either throwing up or recovering from it.
Posted by tigergal918
Member since Feb 2022
479 posts
Posted on 3/4/26 at 8:59 am to
My husband lovingly calls our daughters "biological weapons" especially when they were little and in daycare.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150260 posts
Posted on 3/4/26 at 9:05 am to
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I caught it the week after I graduated high school. Best I could tell a parent brought their kid that had it into a store I worked at and he passed it to me. shite was not fun.
my three couyons have mostly just had it mild except for the second time SSjr1 caught it, dude had sores all inside his cheeks and lips and on the heels of his feet. He was having to tip toe around to walk.

Even I almost felt bad for continually telling him to toughen up and quit being a bitch
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