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re: Thanksgiving Play By Play In-game Thread
Posted on 11/26/20 at 10:44 am to pioneerbasketball
Posted on 11/26/20 at 10:44 am to pioneerbasketball
I just took my second pre-lunch shite to make room for more bourbon and mac and cheese.
Posted on 11/26/20 at 10:44 am to jaytothen
frick this weather. Swamp nuts.
Posted on 11/26/20 at 10:45 am to SECdragonmaster
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My almost 80 year old father has released his full “troll” side and is poking them with comments. My mom passed a few years back and she was the only one that kept him under some degree of control. Now, he has no reason not to entertain himself.

Your Dad sounds awesome!
Posted on 11/26/20 at 10:48 am to pioneerbasketball
In about a hour, the limit of my medications will be pushed to the max.
They about to work overtime
They about to work overtime
Posted on 11/26/20 at 10:55 am to SECdragonmaster
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He (with the help of the nipple pierced cousins son) found the strippers Instagram page and is showing the women different photos of her dancing and one of her kissing another stripper with tongues.

Posted on 11/26/20 at 10:57 am to SECdragonmaster
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My almost 80 year old father has released his full “troll” side and is poking them with comments. My mom passed a few years back and she was the only one that kept him under some degree of control. Now, he has no reason not to entertain himself.
I fricking love old people!
Posted on 11/26/20 at 10:59 am to fishfighter
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fishfighter
Happy Thanksgiving, fish! I hope you and the family enjoy it!

Posted on 11/26/20 at 11:00 am to Modern
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In about a hour, the limit of my medications will be pushed to the max.
Surely, you're not a rookie and you planned ahead and did the "Holiday budget"? If not, let this be a learning experience.
This post was edited on 11/26/20 at 11:00 am
Posted on 11/26/20 at 11:12 am to LegendInMyMind
My legitimately crazy arse 57 yr old cousin just randomly told my 13 yr old daughter to cover her ears.
She knows he's nuts and bolted out the room.
This MFer goes "Hey Mikelbr, Lisa Marie Presley is so hot, I use to jack off to her under a blanket when she was on TV."
She knows he's nuts and bolted out the room.
This MFer goes "Hey Mikelbr, Lisa Marie Presley is so hot, I use to jack off to her under a blanket when she was on TV."
This post was edited on 11/26/20 at 11:48 am
Posted on 11/26/20 at 11:40 am to UASports23
I want to play! Wife’s cousin thought that it would be a good idea to smoke a bowl on the back porch. He didn’t know the windows were open. House smells like pot. Wife thinks it’s me and bitched me out...
This post was edited on 11/26/20 at 12:14 pm
Posted on 11/26/20 at 11:54 am to SECdragonmaster
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SECdragonmaster
I want to have Thanksgiving with you.
Posted on 11/26/20 at 12:04 pm to Modern
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In about a hour, the limit of my medications will be pushed to the max.
Mine is, fixing to hit up another pill.

Posted on 11/26/20 at 12:05 pm to LegendInMyMind
Just the wife and I. 

Posted on 11/26/20 at 12:16 pm to fishfighter
Turkey was just brought by my uncle.
Still raw. The fights begin.
Still raw. The fights begin.
Posted on 11/26/20 at 12:51 pm to Lugnut
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Been drink’n since 7:00....should be interesting! Wife just informed me that we are eating outside due to COVID. I said HELL NO! And, “Are we gonna stay 6 feet apart?!” Which she replied...”Don’t start this shite!” Gonna be a great day
Update!
Still drinking. Everyone is fixing plates now and sitting down inside! Haha!!! I’m sure my wife is about to loose it! I don’t give a shot it’s all her family anyway. I’m sure I’ll be in trouble for something in a minute
Posted on 11/26/20 at 1:01 pm to pioneerbasketball
Foremost, I don't believe half of these stories.
However, for my contribution, my younger brother's girlfriend passed on all wine and other alcoholic beverages.
Then, he subsequently informed us that his girlfriend (of a mere 5 months and one that he met on Tinder, mind you) is pregnant.
My mother handled the shock well. I thought my aunt was having a stroke.
However, for my contribution, my younger brother's girlfriend passed on all wine and other alcoholic beverages.
Then, he subsequently informed us that his girlfriend (of a mere 5 months and one that he met on Tinder, mind you) is pregnant.

My mother handled the shock well. I thought my aunt was having a stroke.

This post was edited on 11/26/20 at 1:02 pm
Posted on 11/26/20 at 1:04 pm to GentleJackJones
Y’all should let him baste the turkey since he’s proven his proficiency.
Posted on 11/26/20 at 1:05 pm to soccerfüt
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The best was the guy a couple of years ago who retreated during a family gathering to flog the bishop to some pron on his hand-held phone and wasn't aware that his device was streaming to a TV in the common area.
I’m always paranoid my phone is still connected to the wireless speaker in the living room so I always watch porno on mute
Posted on 11/26/20 at 1:09 pm to pioneerbasketball
Done cooking. Couple handfuls of wife’s arse without getting swatted. There have been worse days.
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