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re: Thanksgiving Play By Play In-game Thread
Posted on 11/26/20 at 1:19 pm to Lugnut
Posted on 11/26/20 at 1:19 pm to Lugnut
For once I wish these assholes would put as much time and attendance in their dishes as I do!! My turkey(s) were awesome but the rest was shite! No love just dishes thrown together!
Lumpy mash potatoes, bland arse casseroles..
Lumpy mash potatoes, bland arse casseroles..
Posted on 11/26/20 at 1:38 pm to GentleJackJones
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However, for my contribution, my younger brother's girlfriend passed on all wine and other alcoholic beverages.
Then, he subsequently informed us that his girlfriend (of a mere 5 months and one that he met on Tinder, mind you) is pregnant.
My mother handled the shock well. I thought my aunt was having a stroke.
This is a good one.
Posted on 11/26/20 at 1:47 pm to pioneerbasketball
Saw a tire store that sells used tires in west Houston open for business about 11am with a two car line.
Posted on 11/26/20 at 1:48 pm to Roll Tide Ravens
A couple thanksgivings ago I was deep frying a bird for the first time. Read all the recipies and everything seemed to be going well. At about 45mins I went to temp it. Pulled it up had the wife temp it. Still not done. Not even close. Ok, back in the oil it goes. 15 mins later, same thing. Not even close. 30 more minutes. still not done. WTF. Then I looked at the thermometer. She had it in Celcius. Damn bird was dry AF. At least the breast was ok. The rest was like turkey jerky.
Posted on 11/26/20 at 1:54 pm to Lugnut
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For once I wish these assholes would put as much time and attendance in their dishes as I do!! My turkey(s) were awesome but the rest was shite! No love just dishes thrown together!
This will be the second year in a row we’re doing Thanksgiving without any extended family (flu last year; covid bullshite this year).
While I miss the fellowship with family, I am happy to be cooking everything. It’s like the Thanksgiving spread I always dreamed of and I don’t have to put up with half assed, boring dishes from everyone else.
Posted on 11/26/20 at 1:57 pm to pioneerbasketball
Sister in law snapping at my brother in law. That chick is completely undatable.
Posted on 11/26/20 at 1:58 pm to SECdragonmaster
Hey, could you please link us to that IG page? Thanks.
Posted on 11/26/20 at 1:59 pm to Champagne
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a 15 year old girl, has been posting Instagram pics of herself drinking beer
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Hey, could you please link us to that IG page? Thanks
Yes officer this man right here
This post was edited on 11/26/20 at 2:00 pm
Posted on 11/26/20 at 1:59 pm to Vade95
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Wife thinks it’s me and bitched me out...
At this point take the bitching and go smoke your own bowl.
Posted on 11/26/20 at 1:59 pm to MSTiger33
Crazy cousin update. He's babbling to me and anyone in the living room, "Hey Mikelbr Hey Mikelbr. You ever heard of John Holmes? He made pornos. But then he made gay pornos and it killed him. He died of Aids from doing gay porno movies. Ain't that crazy?"


This post was edited on 11/26/20 at 2:01 pm
Posted on 11/26/20 at 2:03 pm to StringedInstruments
No family drama just dog drama today. I had to bring Great Dane #2 to the vet ER this morning. She couldn’t get up to walk this morning and stomach was swollen. Ended up having to carry her to the truck while she decided to shite everywhere along the way. Then proceeds to shite in the back of the suv while I’m driving her to the ER and I was gagging my arse off.
No drama with the family though. Just 8 of us this year but you’d think 50 people were coming with all the food we have.
No drama with the family though. Just 8 of us this year but you’d think 50 people were coming with all the food we have.
Posted on 11/26/20 at 2:10 pm to X82ndTiger
And what happened to the dog?
Posted on 11/26/20 at 2:14 pm to pioneerbasketball
Pretty sane thanksgiving here - my husband told his family to f-off years ago
My sister and her pain in the arse husband are avoiding us bc they’re afraid of the rona
My mom, brother, and nephew are here. (Dad’s dead and my bro is single) nephew is playing with my kids - no drama (usually never is with them)
My husband is a professional cook - so we’re all fat as hell right now and all I had to do was clean up! I guess we will break out the booze after our naps.
My sister and her pain in the arse husband are avoiding us bc they’re afraid of the rona
My mom, brother, and nephew are here. (Dad’s dead and my bro is single) nephew is playing with my kids - no drama (usually never is with them)
My husband is a professional cook - so we’re all fat as hell right now and all I had to do was clean up! I guess we will break out the booze after our naps.
Posted on 11/26/20 at 2:16 pm to GreenRockTiger
Magnums if wine, Schramsberg , lots of awesome food, everyone is MAGA, all good in the hood here .
Posted on 11/26/20 at 2:29 pm to LordSnow
Dog is back home now. We were concerned it might be bloat but it was a small blockage.
Posted on 11/26/20 at 2:44 pm to X82ndTiger
Just our immediate family this year so no drama. Only problem is that I hit the Martinis early and soon I have to carve the turkey. Someone might get a surprise finger for dinner.
Posted on 11/26/20 at 2:46 pm to X82ndTiger
I'm thankful for no drama as usual. My mom is getting pretty old and just had a case of the walking farts while walking through the living room. That was pretty damn good comedy for the younger folks. 

Posted on 11/26/20 at 2:48 pm to notiger1997
Just the wife, myself and two grandkids. One returns to Louisiana tomorrow, the other is here for another year.
Kids are still sleeping, they stayed up late. Very quiet, snow on the ground. Peaceful.
Kids are still sleeping, they stayed up late. Very quiet, snow on the ground. Peaceful.
Posted on 11/26/20 at 2:51 pm to mikelbr
quote:Is he really crazy or just knows what you're into?
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