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Posted by Lugnut
Wesson
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 11/26/20 at 1:19 pm to
For once I wish these assholes would put as much time and attendance in their dishes as I do!! My turkey(s) were awesome but the rest was shite! No love just dishes thrown together!
Lumpy mash potatoes, bland arse casseroles..

Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
48620 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

However, for my contribution, my younger brother's girlfriend passed on all wine and other alcoholic beverages.

Then, he subsequently informed us that his girlfriend (of a mere 5 months and one that he met on Tinder, mind you) is pregnant.

My mother handled the shock well. I thought my aunt was having a stroke.



This is a good one.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 1:44 pm to
Pics?
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
12742 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 1:47 pm to
Saw a tire store that sells used tires in west Houston open for business about 11am with a two car line.
Posted by LordSnow
Your Mom's House
Member since May 2011
5808 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 1:48 pm to
A couple thanksgivings ago I was deep frying a bird for the first time. Read all the recipies and everything seemed to be going well. At about 45mins I went to temp it. Pulled it up had the wife temp it. Still not done. Not even close. Ok, back in the oil it goes. 15 mins later, same thing. Not even close. 30 more minutes. still not done. WTF. Then I looked at the thermometer. She had it in Celcius. Damn bird was dry AF. At least the breast was ok. The rest was like turkey jerky.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
19778 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 1:54 pm to
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For once I wish these assholes would put as much time and attendance in their dishes as I do!! My turkey(s) were awesome but the rest was shite! No love just dishes thrown together!


This will be the second year in a row we’re doing Thanksgiving without any extended family (flu last year; covid bullshite this year).

While I miss the fellowship with family, I am happy to be cooking everything. It’s like the Thanksgiving spread I always dreamed of and I don’t have to put up with half assed, boring dishes from everyone else.
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20973 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 1:57 pm to
Sister in law snapping at my brother in law. That chick is completely undatable.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
51363 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 1:58 pm to
Hey, could you please link us to that IG page? Thanks.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
50554 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 1:59 pm to
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a 15 year old girl, has been posting Instagram pics of herself drinking beer

quote:

Hey, could you please link us to that IG page? Thanks



Yes officer this man right here
This post was edited on 11/26/20 at 2:00 pm
Posted by CHiPs25
ATL
Member since Apr 2014
3012 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 1:59 pm to
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Wife thinks it’s me and bitched me out...


At this point take the bitching and go smoke your own bowl.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48584 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 1:59 pm to
Crazy cousin update. He's babbling to me and anyone in the living room, "Hey Mikelbr Hey Mikelbr. You ever heard of John Holmes? He made pornos. But then he made gay pornos and it killed him. He died of Aids from doing gay porno movies. Ain't that crazy?"

This post was edited on 11/26/20 at 2:01 pm
Posted by X82ndTiger
USA
Member since Sep 2004
2539 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 2:03 pm to
No family drama just dog drama today. I had to bring Great Dane #2 to the vet ER this morning. She couldn’t get up to walk this morning and stomach was swollen. Ended up having to carry her to the truck while she decided to shite everywhere along the way. Then proceeds to shite in the back of the suv while I’m driving her to the ER and I was gagging my arse off.

No drama with the family though. Just 8 of us this year but you’d think 50 people were coming with all the food we have.
Posted by LordSnow
Your Mom's House
Member since May 2011
5808 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 2:10 pm to
And what happened to the dog?
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53171 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 2:14 pm to
Pretty sane thanksgiving here - my husband told his family to f-off years ago

My sister and her pain in the arse husband are avoiding us bc they’re afraid of the rona

My mom, brother, and nephew are here. (Dad’s dead and my bro is single) nephew is playing with my kids - no drama (usually never is with them)

My husband is a professional cook - so we’re all fat as hell right now and all I had to do was clean up! I guess we will break out the booze after our naps.
Posted by evil cockroach
27.98N // 86.92E
Member since Nov 2007
8383 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 2:16 pm to
Magnums if wine, Schramsberg , lots of awesome food, everyone is MAGA, all good in the hood here .
Posted by X82ndTiger
USA
Member since Sep 2004
2539 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 2:29 pm to
Dog is back home now. We were concerned it might be bloat but it was a small blockage.
Posted by MaximillianPayne
Member since Sep 2019
398 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 2:44 pm to
Just our immediate family this year so no drama. Only problem is that I hit the Martinis early and soon I have to carve the turkey. Someone might get a surprise finger for dinner.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
60651 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 2:46 pm to
I'm thankful for no drama as usual. My mom is getting pretty old and just had a case of the walking farts while walking through the living room. That was pretty damn good comedy for the younger folks.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
281843 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 2:48 pm to
Just the wife, myself and two grandkids. One returns to Louisiana tomorrow, the other is here for another year.
Kids are still sleeping, they stayed up late. Very quiet, snow on the ground. Peaceful.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
75038 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

 gay pornos
Is he really crazy or just knows what you're into?
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