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re: Tesla unveiling something new Tuesday

Posted on 10/6/25 at 9:50 am to
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 10/6/25 at 9:50 am to
It's a car that runs on gas
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
31863 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 9:54 am to
Well they gotta do something since the EV tax credit just ended....
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
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Posted on 10/6/25 at 10:07 am to
Version 14.0 of Full Self Driving is due soon.

My guess is that it’s that and something related to robotaxis since Elon has been talking about how good 14.0 will be.
Posted by Basinhunterfisher
Member since Feb 2018
774 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 10:09 am to
when is the phone coming out?
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73102 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 10:23 am to
The new roadster finally?
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
3504 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 10:31 am to
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Maybe they’ll finally finish the roadster


Maybe so but I can't afford it anyway.

Roadsters that look like this should sound like an army of angry bees. They just need sound.

Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32598 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 10:37 am to
Can’t be any worse than the horrible marketing tactics employed by Apple, they literally had a commercial for the newest iPhone, and the two most prominent things on the screen were “our longest battery ever” and “our newest processing chip”

…. like it was some major breakthrough, that is literally the bare minimum I would expect with any new iPhone release, the fact that those were the two Staples of the ad speaks volumes of what a Shitty place Apple innovation is currently in.
This post was edited on 10/6/25 at 10:38 am
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
25481 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 10:46 am to
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At least they aren't overhyping it like Bezos did with the Segway.



Man, I'd forgotten about the hype around that thing. It was supposed to change the world. I don't think I've ever seen anyone use one in person.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
18643 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 11:11 am to
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new HVAC system

Pls


Industry ripe for disruption.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
40471 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 11:24 am to
quote:

they literally had a commercial for the newest iPhone, and the two most prominent things on the screen were “our longest battery ever” and “our newest processing chip”


"The most powerful iPhone yet". With a commercial of people filming movies I guess people forget that this has been the same marketing campaign for the past 3-4 iPhones.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
70866 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 11:27 am to
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new HVAC system


Please dear 8 lb 9 oz baby Jesus
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
30886 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 11:29 am to
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new HVAC system

Pls


Industry ripe for disruption.

It has been mentioned. The environmentalist hate us having A/C and I hate the new ones.
Posted by Toxic Dude
Member since Oct 2025
98 posts
Posted on 10/7/25 at 8:50 am to
Any news on the "big announcement"?
Or is this just Elon being Elon and trying to bump the stock with a vague Roaring Kitty tweet?
Posted by hashtag
Comfy, AF
Member since Aug 2005
32493 posts
Posted on 10/7/25 at 8:53 am to
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Toxic Dude
it's not even 7am on the west coast. nice melt though.
Posted by Toxic Dude
Member since Oct 2025
98 posts
Posted on 10/7/25 at 9:08 am to
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it's not even 7am on the west coast. nice melt though.



Just want to know what the news is so I know how to play the stock today.
If it's a nothing burger, as usual, it would be a good day to short.
If it's actually big news it would be a good day to go long.
Can't find anything other than speculation about a cheaper Y.
Don't know why that would be such big news.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
25808 posts
Posted on 10/7/25 at 9:10 am to
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Musk already leaked a new Model Y design days ago so it’s that


But the Juniper is only a year old. Are you talking about the lower cost one?
Posted by SlidellCajun
Slidell la
Member since May 2019
15740 posts
Posted on 10/7/25 at 9:10 am to
Intriguing

They always have something cooking
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
25808 posts
Posted on 10/7/25 at 9:11 am to
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Version 14.0 of Full Self Driving is due soon.


It was officially out yesterday, takes a while to hit everyone.
Posted by Them
Metry
Member since Nov 2008
11324 posts
Posted on 10/7/25 at 9:12 am to
It's going to be a decontented low-cost Model Y and maybe a Model 3 as well
Posted by Toxic Dude
Member since Oct 2025
98 posts
Posted on 10/7/25 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

Just want to know what the news is so I know how to play the stock today.
If it's a nothing burger, as usual, it would be a good day to short.
If it's actually big news it would be a good day to go long.
Can't find anything other than speculation about a cheaper Y.
Don't know why that would be such big news
.



Good Call Toxic Dude.
As usual with Musk, it was a Nothing Burger.
So the BIG NEWS was "Since we can't sell cars we're going to introduce a less profitable stripped down model".

This post was edited on 10/7/25 at 3:05 pm
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