re: Tell us your best bad joke

Three Ole Miss coeds walk into a bar and sit at the barstools. One brags, "I've got the biggest Vjayjay" and proceeds to shove her fist up there." The next says, "Sugar, I can beat that" and sticks her whole arm all up in that.

The third just sort of smiles, and...slithers down the bar stool.

What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist have in common?
















They can smell it but aren't allowed to eat it.

What's the difference between light and hard?





















You can pee with a light on.

A busty coed goes into a dry cleaner to have her sweater cleaned. She asks the clerk "how much?"

Not hearing her correctly the clerk said, "come again!"

The coed replied, "Nope just some mayo this time...."

1. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband was missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear muffled sounds of someone crying downstairs.

As she reached the basement she found her husband crying in the corner, balled up in the fetal position. She asked him "what's wrong with you?" He replied, "Remember when your father caught us together when you were 16?"

"Remember he said, I had a choice: I could either marry you or be sent away to prison for the next twenty years?"

Baffled, she said "yes I remember."

The husband bawled , "today was my parole date!"

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?














Lick-a-lotta-puss.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you have already told her twice.

What do you call a Mexican man leaving the hospital? Manuel

What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password? 1forest1